Present : Roz, Owen, Martin, Neil, Lowrie*

Apologies : Richard, Jenny

1. The meeting is opened somehow by someone
   


2. You are not allowed to say exam today: Passed
   


3. The far seeing eye
   


4. French Cricket
   


5. The kettle turns itself off
   


6. The cats again
   


7. Marrying people for hair bobbles
   


8. Cows like licking ferrets
   


9. Ferret: like a mink but more ferret like
   


10. Cows don't drink tea, but fish do
    


11. Votes that we shouldn't have coke at the garden party because it would be too difficult to cross bird baths with women: Failed
    


12. Votes to send an email to the mailing list asking if anyone wants to give birth to a bird bath: Passed
    


13. Roz sticks her tongue through a hole in private
    


14. Archaeologists always go digging with spatulas
    


15. Owen is Owen: Passed
    


16. Neil thinks Owen is called Martin and Robert
    


17. Jesus laid carpets
    


18. They should have spatulas in the houses of parliament
    


19. The society is apathetic: F:1, A:0, Ab:2 Passed
    


20. We should not vote on this motion: F:0, A:1, Ab:0, Sp:3 Failed
    


21. Votes to send a letter to Neil condoling him on the loss of his job at Sainsburys: Passed
    


22. Lowrie stabs everyone with spatulas
    


23. Only red phones can phone the UN
    


24. "Neil has Immensely long legs" Roz
    


25. Votes that Neil should stop going on about his legs: Passed
    


26. Votes to censure Neil for the above: Passed
    


27. Neil measures his inside leg, its 90cm
    


28. This weeks minutes should be red: Passed
    


29. Neil reads the minutes of the poohsoc meeting held on the 28/04/2002
    


30. Votes to censure Neil for accusing Roz of being a mass murderer: Passed
    


31. Votes to censure Neil for forgetting to read the minutes out loud: Passed
    


32. Votes to censure Neil for claiming he doesn't do the things he gets censured for: Hung
    


33. Votes to censure Neil for thinking Roz's room is a stable: Passed
    


34. This is a saloon
    


35. Votes to censure everyone who hasn't turned up nor apologised: Passed
    


36. Votes to commend Martin for having lunch in the masters study: Passed
    


37. Roz reads the tea leaves (or to be more accurate the box containing the tea leaves)
    


38. Rosie has her own unoch
    


39. Context
    


40. Roz prefers unochs to monarchs
    


41. Reading: The Map
    


42. James do dahs big thing
    


43. The original James' email about a celebratory lunch is discussed
    


44. Votes to censure everyone in the past: Passed
    


45. Votes to censure everyone in the failed: Failed
    


46. Votes to censure everyone in the field: Failed
    


47. Votes to have the celebratory lunch next academic year: Passed
    


48. Votes to mandate Martin to draw a Rabbit in the minutes
    


49. The pointing trowel for pointing at walls
    


50. Somebody stole Jim
    


51. Next weeks meeting in AA20
    


52. Martin taught Roz how to sing like a sheep
    


53. Owen is thinking about Neil dressed only in vine leaves
    


54. Mustard
    


55. It is not a good idea to make jam out of jam
    


56. Kettle fish exist
    


57. 06/04/1995 Mr Devilair (an MP) voted for C68, the youth criminal justice act
    


58. "Wear red lights to a disco and you get free drinks" Roz
    


59. Votes to write to the Peterhouse tea society and commend them for drinking tea and eating cake but suggest they insert some pooh: Passed
    


60. Votes to close and then cook dinner: Passed
    


61. Martin is cooking dinner for everyone in his house
    


62. If you don't want to be stabbed with a screwdriver, don't stab yourself with a screwdriver: Proverb 17th Century.