Present: Rosy, Dunstan, Katie, Jack, Matthew, Jonathan, Michelle, Naath, Nick

Apologies: Rachel H, Roz, Alison, Martin (at least for not being able to get us a lawn in Pembroke)

1. Rosy opens the meeting
   


2. Votes to censure Neil: failed
   


3. Votes to censure Neil: hung
   


4. Katie should spend a day in the wardrobe: failed
   


5. Votes to censure Jonathan for non-Pooh related material
   


6. Could someone go down?
   


7. Dunstan: 'I can put my mug here because this bit has not got any minutes written on it yet and I can write around any marks later'
   


8. Rosy: 'I can't vote and count: failed
   


9. Rosy: 'Celerity is like celery but faster
   


10. Matthew: 'I'm actually in town I should send a text message
    


11. Oh, that's a big one
    


12. Jack: 'Would anyone care for something fruity?'
    


13. Last week's minutes are read by Jonathon
    


14. Votes to censure Neil: failed
    


15. Nick to Edith: 'You have nipple clamps on your brain'
    


16. The 800 decibel thing: passed
    


17. Rosy: 'Here be grammar'
    


18. ?
    


19. Jack: 'What is the plural of penis? Nick: Penies
    


20. Edith: 'I had a thought'
    


21. Next week's meeting will be held in Piele 304, Newnham College
    


22. Michelle: 'I like Milton Keynes
    


23. We blame the city planner: passed
    


24. Much is said about the Churchill Brothel Fund
    


25. They built their fellows
    


26. The panders must die: hung - Visitor decides 'I'm going to get you; arh arh arh arh?
    


27. Naath is spoilt
    


28. Oooh, Matron: failed
    


29. I want to be like a slime mould It's fun: passed
    


30. Votes to censure people for talking assassin (which looks to me like 'asinine' - fancy that!): passed
    


31. Votes to ask them politely to stop talking assassin: passed
    


32. Votes to stop playing with the master of death: passed
    


33. Votes to censure Naath for doing naughty things with toy animals: passed
    


34. Votes to censure Neil: passed
    


35. Jack is to join MI6: failed
    


36. More places should be in Cambridge: passed (as long as we can relinquish one or two places that are in Cambridge)
    


37. Votes to close: passed
    

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