Present: Owen, Roz, Martin, Neil, Rosie, Andrew, Alison, David, Jenny, Ben, Granny, Naath, Rosy, Rachel, Anthony, Various, visitors, Ecstatic

Apologies:

1. Owen opens the meeting
   


2. Presidential decree: The person chairing gets to call the motions anyone breaking this will be thrown in the river.
   


3. Votes to not get run over: Passed
   


4. Votes to hang Naath’s feet: Passed
   


5. Naath is waiting to run us over: Passed
   


6. Plan X {not minuted in case they find it}
   


7. The 2:22:22 trial
   


8. Various other trials
   


9. Owens big stick
   


10. Poohsoc expands and contracts at various times
    


11. Votes to mandate Martin to play: Passed
    


12. Votes to throw Martin in the river if he fails to take part: Passed
    


13. Votes to go to the graduate center: Passed
    


14. We’re ostracizing Neil and Rachel: Passed
    


15. Hot chocolate and cake
    


16. 7p interest in the bank account it’s a record
    


17. Suggestion to buy a ball in May so we can have a May ball
    


18. We all stroke Andrew, all fun and exciting stuff
    


19. Martin has put it on the right way round but on the wrong end
    


20. We want to know if it is today, tomorrow, sometime or never, as Ben talks about blowing upside down hedgehogs
    


21. All hail Alison, Queen of the world, All shall worship her and despair {I suggest we don’t let Alison near the minutes in future}
    


22. Votes to mandate Neil to go and stroke that mans tie: Passed
    


23. We must throw Roz in the river for calling that motion
    


24. Votes to something a motion: Hung CR decides against
    


25. We are a triangular circle with gaps in
    


26. Neil has a terrible fear that he is making no sense at all
    


27. Votes not to censure Neil: Failed
    


28. Maybe Ben has a dirty mind: Passed
    


29. Votes to stay here: Passed
    


30. A beard clip
    


31. Votes to get rid of Martin: Failed
    


32. "I am becoming a shoulder rest" Neil
    


33. Yeeeeeeeeeee! : Passed
    


34. Votes that if you are 20,000ft above the committee they can no longer veto you: Failed
    


35. Votes to have more minutes: Failed
    


36. Votes to stop Neil proposing boring motions: Failed
    


37. "He implied that I was dishonest, dishonorable and completely horrible" Roz
    


38. Votes to censure Neil for the above: Passed
    


39. Votes that Neil, Rachel, Rosy, Roz, Owen and Alison are deranged: Passed
    


40. Votes that Martin is also deranged: Failed
    


41. Martin is obsessive and should live his life by the constitution: Passed
    


42. Votes that Neil doesn’t explode like a Norwegian: Passed
    


43. Votes to try and find out: Failed
    


44. "If he was officially a fish he wouldn’t have any eyes" Roz about Neil
    


45. Christian fish, how do you baptize them?
    


46. Neil should pay attention to Ben’s araldite
    


47. Alison claims to be like Araldite, we ask her whether she is strong and sets when mixed with hardener, but she refuses to comment
    


48. Person to give new members a firm whack over: RON*
    


49. Roz wants a moment of ecstasy with ecstatic
    


50. Someone needs to take Neil away and give him a little lecture on the facts of life: Passed
    


51. Blindfold Rosy to hide her black eye
    


52. "Why are you playing with the cow" Neil to Rachel
    


53. Votes to hire a pigeon to peck Neil’s ears out so as to improve his hearing: Passed
    


54. Neil refuses to do anything to annoy the society so we can put him on trial
    


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56. NOT TO BE READ OUT IN THE PRECENSE OF NEIL As long as Neil lies face down somewhere saying I’m ok somewhere after he’s thrown in the Cam he will be ok
    


57. Roz is really bad at firing red things
    


58. 
    


59. Votes to increment Martin: Passed
    


60. Ben and Rachel hide under the table
    


61. All minutes should be number 47 from now on: Failed
    


62. All minutes should be 47 from now on for the duration of this meeting: Passed
    


47. Its very ungentlemanly to talk about people staring at Rosy’s back passage
    


47. Rosie tells us why she thinks lap dogs are called lap dogs. We are unsure about this after her previous record with Dunstan
    


47. "Testaments are really humorous things"
    


47. "They’re rechargeable you can recharge them 1,000 times"
    


47. Ben used to be a little tiny little thing
    


47. Ben is like Rosy’s father only faster
    


47. He ties her legs together
    


47. Roz is in a room with a mobile and some farmyard animals
    


47. Dave Henderson is mentioned... ...Naked... ...with Granny waving at him... ...wearing a silly hat
    


47. "He went on a mission to the hop growers of Cambridge and just played with lots of small boys" Roz
    


47. Ben sleeps with more people than he did 50 years ago, as does Rosie
    


47. Rosy stands on Ben’s head
    


47. Ben fantasizes about Nun’s (or Neil’s) in the bath
    


47. O I think I had Henry 8th
    


47. Votes to close: Passed
    

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