Minutes of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society Elevenses Meeting held on the 01/12/2001 in Rm. 2, 52 Trumpington Street.

Present: Martin, Rosie, Andrew, Owen, Richard

Apologies: Richard M-H, Jenny, Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for being late), Richard (for missing Owen’s birthday party), Richard (for missing Owen’s birthday party), Richard (for missing Owen’s birthday party), Richard (for missing Owen’s birthday party), Richard (for missing Owen’s birthday party), Richard (for missing Owen’s birthday party), Richard (for missing Owen’s birthday party), Richard (for missing Owen’s birthday party), Richard (for missing Owen’s birthday party), Richard (for missing Owen’s birthday party), Richard (for missing Owen’s birthday party), Richard (for missing Owen’s birthday party), Richard (for missining Owen’s Birthday Party)


  1. Votes to close: Passed

  2. This minute does not involve Girton



  4. Richard hears a cat perhaps its here to catch the moose.

  5. We can’t become a member of poohsoc so become a bedder: Passed

  6. Dave Henderson

  7. Neil doesn’t know what S&M stands for

  8. Its 20 past 10: Failed

  9. Is "Aaaaaaahahahaha!" pronounced correctly: Passed

  10. Did Granny put a moose through Jenny’s door.

  11. Neil reads minutes of Poohsoc meeting from 28/11/98

  12. Owen’s sure Neil knows Andrew’s Granny: Passed

  13. Owen reads minutes from Poohsoc meeting on 10/01/98

  14. Owen no longer wants to invoke clause 44.

  15. Can we have some more minutes: Passed

  16. Its responsibility is to hold up the rest of the scaffolding: Passed then vetoed.

  17. It’s called 4th one on the right: Passed

  18. Votes to invoke clause 44: Passed

  19. Votes to invoke clause 45: Hung

  20. No ones going to second: Hung

  21. He does so

  22. Owen would like to propose that this motion will fail: Passed

  23. It’s this weeks Unanimous motion: Failed

  24. Owen has ridiculous records: Passed Unanimously.

  25. The Queen is using Martin’s room when he is not here: Hung

  26. Votes that we can’t read minute 10 when the Queen is here: Passed

  27. :Passed

  28. We should write to the Foreign Secretary to complain: Passed

  29. We should write to the BBC to complain: Passed

  30. It is a jaffa cake so eat it: Passed

  31. When is the Dean’s birthday party.

  32. The spell checker doesn’t like Rosie

  33. Lets nokt: Hung

  34. North fence, we need north cross beams, maybe we could rotate east poles.

  35. "I’ll get it off you later and it will be entertaining" - Rosie to Martin

  36. We are reading Chapter 8 of the penultimate book. "In which Chistopher Robin leads an expedition to the North pole"

  37. Pooh - Neil
    Piglet - Richard
    Narrator - Rosie
    Roo - Rosie*
    Christopher Robin - Martin
    Wol - Owen*
    Eeyore - Owen
    Rabbit - Richard*
    Kanga - Martin
    Rabbit’s friends and relations - Neil

  38. The expedition to the north pole.

  39. Votes to censure everyone who didn’t bring a sword: Passed

  40. The arrows were helpful.

  41. Poohsoc got mentioned at the Pembroke panto.

  42. Votes to ignore relativity: Passed

  43. We got our GAC allocation

  44. What is time.

  45. Rosie becomes a boomerang: Failed

  46. Neil could have got lost in Martin’s corridor and ended up in Newport.

  47. Next week is a meeting happening

  48. Owen reads the minutes from the poohsoc meeting on 24/11/2001

  49. Neil gets covered in the sticky liquid

  50. It’s so sticky it goes everywhere in the kitchen

  51. Rosie feeds people malt extract

  52. Jenny sends her love

  53. Votes to randomise them: Failed

  54. Votes to put these minutes backwards: Hung CR decides for.

  55. Rosie seconds the motion in minute 7: Failed

  56. It wouldn’t be 7 if we passed the above motion: Passed

  57. Owen proposes that there aren’t any 7’s in these minutes

  58. Andrew can’t tell us he is going trampolining

  59. Neil is lost he can’t find Martin’s room he informs us as he walks through the door.

  60. Andrew manages to completely clean the orange bit

  61. Rosie gets lost trying to find the way to put the arrows.

  62. Rosie makes arrows to show the way

  63. Owen opens the meeting


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