Minutes of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society extraordinary elevenses meeting

Held on Saturday 17th November 2007 in the Eriana (Free School Lane) and Little St. Mary's

Present: Owen, Jack, Lisa, Becky, Beetle, Robert (Mr Becky), Ed, CGM, Rob, James James Morrison Morrison Wetherby George Dupree.
Apologies: none

  1. Meeting open.
  2. Various motions, with various results.
  3. All hail our MC Overlord. Carried. [As in CGM. Ed.]
  4. We should decide where we're going. Passed simultaneously with Rob's room.
  5. What is important? Owen. 4-2-1-1. Carried.
  6. Do MC Escher or MC Hawking exist? Maybe; fictionally.
  7. Ed's constitutional unrequited love (as Secretary) for Treasurer Carol makes more than usual sense given that she is married.
  8. Weebl and Bob ft. Stephen Hawking. (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/balance/)
  9. Stopping watching random videos. 6-0-2. Carried.
  10. CGM reads Waiting At The Window.
  11. Lesbian Sarah does not have legs. 0-5-1. Failed.
  12. The plural of Alex is Alices. 6-1-1. Carried [C.f. index. Ed.]
  13. Alex is not dating any Sarah, hot or otherwise, with or without legs.
  14. That would be the opposite of dogging if she had stopped sooner.
  15. Alex passes Anna in a teapot.
  16. Ed's friend George's answer is right. 6-1-1. Carried.
  17. Sheila's sudetenlands are small and sticky-out.
  18. Assassins don't have socks.
  19. A Reel of Three is demonstrated by Lisa, Jack and Ed. (http://www.srcf.ucam.org/cusarc/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?DanceMoves)
  20. Beetle reads an extract from Tigger is Unbounced about left and right.
  21. Piglet squeals.
  22. Beetle reads an extract from An Enchanted Place.
  23. The Society sings Cottleston Pie.
  24. There's a hole in the website, apparently. Where?
  25. Anna would much rather have Ed than Steve (the invisible man at Carol's wedding). Oo-er.
  26. Miracles and sheriffs' hats.
  27. We have taken it too far.
  28. Where is a meeting if everyone leaves it? Where the minutes are, as they form the basis of reality in a meeting.
  29. James calls a sub-meeting. Ed refuses to deal with this. Exit.
  30. Hot Sarah (with legs) is dancing to Brazilian heavy metal.
  31. '"It was Toby!"' - a random minute from the past.
  32. Meeting closed. 5-1-0-1, with Beetle voting for the first time in favour of closure. The James spoils by voting with both hands.

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