Minutes of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society, held on the 17th April 2004 in 2 Chapel Court 2, Jesus College
Present: Katie, Rosie, Rachel H., Owen, Arne, Jack, Chess, Nick, Katy (hereinafter "Katy 2")
Apologies: Roz, Edith, Rachel C., Matthew, Dunstan, Naath (for hair colour)
- Move the meeting down to the pub: passed
- Vote to let visitors vote: passed
- Don't put physics do on my bed: passed
- Commend the mug for brewing: passed
- Censure Nick for bringing revision: passed
- Nick to leave his head outside: passed (and carried out (exactly))
- Nick may bring his head back in because it's cruel to leave him outside: passed
- Censure fudge for not being tempting enough to be brought: passed
- This motion is to be failed: failed (overwhelmingly, but with Nick in favour of it)
- I'm very sorry for nothing: failed
- Rachel husts for ANZAC biscuits on the grounds that she lives in Wellington Road and Wellington's in Australia
- She could have picked somewhere further away - eg Mars Bar or Galaxy
- Nick: 'There's a project to learn to say "I can eat glass" in as many languages as possible'
- He can't say it even in English - "I can eat glass" is just his best attempt" - Katy
- Katie: 'The first thing that assaulted me was a Cornish Pasty'
- I'm from Bournemouth, which is sort of like Cornwall
- Yes, I am bonkers - Katie
- Censure Nick, Chess and Katy 2 for private conversations: passed
- Going to Sainsbury's is more dangerous than you think: passed
- It turns into an infinite cycle of dangerousness - Chess
- Somebody appreciate my pain - or biscuit -Nick
- Run it for a bit; it comes out yellow at first THE PIPES ARE RUSTY! - Katie
- Dunk test guessed results: Pasty: 0 - fell apart being picked up [changed to: Pasty -1 fell apart on plate] Beetroot: 0ANZAC: somewhere between
- Mmm Dead beetles Beetle juice - Katy
- FLESSHHH - Rosy (severely out of context)
- Discussion of naming Hoovers Henry etc a là Tomas the Tank Engine ie According to colour and size
- Is Henry's bigger than George's or George's bigger than Henry's? - Owen
- IT'S OK - THE PORTER CAN'T SEE ALL OF US! - Naath
- You can't second that! It doesn't make any sense! - Katie
- Reading: "In Which It Is Shown That Tiggers Don't Climb Trees" and in which the sun comes out exactly on cue according to the narration
- School hymns pop up in your [Rosy's] head and you can't get rid of them: passed
- Mmm Asnac fleshh - Nick
- All mathmos are asnacs: passed
- Antidisestablishmentarianism - probably failed ("at least several people over there spoiled their ballots")
- [Katie] to write 7,000 word dissertation on "Can you pass a hobnob?": hung
- You can't laugh in an exam, especially when you've just been cheating: the invigilators would get the wrong idea - Jack
- MWAAHHAAHHAHAHAAAAA - Nick
- You should get points for writing the essay in the style of the musical piece Eg John Cage, fragments
- Biscuit vote: Asnac biscuits [sic] - lots Beetroot & Cornish Nasty [sic] -
- And you get 15 minutes of thing - Katie
- It works on horses, I don't know about people: passed
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth: passed
- I had too much sugar because it seemed funny: spoiled
- I would be apathetic but I can't be bothered - aptd
- 'Heretofore', 'hitherto', and 'whence' discussed [Check out 'hereinafter' above! - usec]
- I have to get some breakfast and then some food - Chess
- I can't remember that party - was it the one where I wasn't drinking? - Katie
- I know something about Chopin - he was Polish and he wrote a lot of piano' music - Katie
- His dad was French - he must be only half beetroot
- The other candles were making fun of her because she was too small, so the wise owl came out from under the piano for counselling
- Next meeting - Rosy's room, Jesus [I think this is M5a, Second Court, but -usec]
- Votes to close: passed
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