Present: Rosy, Dunstan, Katie, Jack, Alison, Owen, Rachel C, Cuthbert, Jonathon

Apologies: Neil, Rachel H, Roz

1. Rosy opens the meeting
   


2. It is twenty past four and no one is here yet
   


3. Votes to commend Jack for that really clever bit of Perl script: passed
   


4. Votes to censure Jack for that really clever but distracting bit of Perl script: passed
   


5. Dunstan seems disturbingly unworried by the minutes having been hijacked Mind you, he is affecting to be asleep
   


6. Alison arrives as twenty-eight minutes to five: 'Wow, where is everybody?'
   


7. Rosy: 'C'mom, you've got quite enough harpies in here already'
   


8. Jack joins us at a quarter to five
   


9. Do we have a 'No Body' and is it Ben
   


10. Let's have a hung vote: hung - Christopher Robin decides for hung, withdrawn and quartered
    


11. Let's have an apolitical coup: passed
    


12. Votes to censure Neil: passed
    


13. Votes to censure Neil for not being here because we all miss him: passed
    


14. Dunstan briefly opens his mouth, and with it, a giant mathmo ridden can of worms
    


15. Its twenty-four hour roleplaying
    


16. Votes to commend the sun for coming out on cue: failed
    


17. Votes to let visitors votes: passed
    


18. Jonathon has never killed anyone with a sharpened implement
    


19. Do we have a volunteer to rabbit?
    


20. That would be revision, then; you'll have to step outside
    


21. Rosy: 'Mmm mm mmm mm'
    


22. Martin's hair is like a huge Elizabethan mansion; you look at it one day and discover that a new east wing has been added
    


23. Katie: 'Oh, oh, he's us' Jack: 'I don't think he's got it' Katie: 'I think he's flattered'
    


24. There is always a man with a tom-tom: passed
    


25. We are a lovely college; the home of Snap-dragon: failed
    


26. Owen does not know much: failed
    


27. Rosy will hop down and sacrifice then once they stop the drum
    


28. Owen adopts the traditional stance of melancholy Katie appears to follow suit but it could just be the cricket
    


29. Scientists are out numbered by artists
    


30. Pum-pum-pum-pum
    


31. Dunstan: 'So there we all were, then, swimming in blubber'
    


32. Dunstan is using letters of mass destruction
    


33. There is a condition called 'too many mathmos': passed
    


34. Katie: 'They should make the noise after the wicket falls'
    


35. Votes to commend Owen on his shirt: passed
    


36. Next week's meeting shall be held in Rachel C's room
    


37. [Various bloky noises are heard]
    


38. We are threatened with censuring for non-Pooh related material
    


39. Votes to mandate Katie to do something: passed
    


40. Katie obliges
    


41. Dunstan is evicted for work
    


42. ?and again?
    


43. God spam
    


44. Votes to close: passed
    

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