Minutes of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society elevenses meeting
Held on 28th April 2007 in Peterhouse Deer Park
present: CGM, Lisa, Beetle
later present: Owen, Nikki*, Helen, Em.
apologies: Jenny S-T
* possibly. Sorry about this guys, Owen's handwriting again
Update: could be Natalia
- Much walking by secretary in aid of hot water, during which
- Secretary eaten / not eaten by ninja marmosets.
- Lisa & CGM duel to the death with grass blades. Lisa wins.
- meeting open
- Lisa's brain might explode.
- Sheila censured for being mean.
- Owen censured for interrupting the reading of the minutes: 2-1
- Beetle clones himself in Lisa, Agent Smith style.
- Cloned Beetle reads minutes of 10th March.
- We discuss the ice-cream eating capacity of a beetle.
- carried: 1 abstention, 0 against, 3 for: commend Owen for bringing ice-creams, in reverse order
- CGM reads minutes of 17th March. Also somebody reads minutes of 21st April.
- mandate Alex to extract hot water from the people in the kitchen: carried
- mandate Alex to unclone himself: carried
- reading: 1.V: In which Piglet meets a Heffalump
- Beetle & CGM relate railway stories
- Lisa is Owen's rear end.
17a. food
- There aren't enough Asnacs to stereotype them.
- CGM is always getting into trouble when she travels with Alex.
- Your soul is in danger from the Disney corporation: carried
- visitors can vote: 2 for, 1 abstention, 1 dragon: carried
- Winnie-the-Pooh is in danger from the Disney corporation: carried
- Beetle has an exciting life: 0-4-1: failed
- Secretary censured for being untrustworthy (by his own admission): carried
- Lisa reads most of Lines and Squares, with Owen doing the bear bits.
- And vice versa.
- reading: Us Two
- meeting closed by vote, without dragons
- Capt. Chocoholixxs has a wedding.
- At some point the secretary was censured for non-Pooh-related rendition of Charlie on the M.T.A., but couldn't be bothered to write it down at the time.
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