Minutes of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society extraordinary elevenses meeting

Held on Monday 18th June 2007 in 7 Tennis Court Terrace

Meeting 1

present: Jack, Lisa, Owen, CGM, Beetle
earlier present: Giles, Lukshmi, other people including Henry
apologies: other people

1. meeting open
2. meeting closed by vote

Meeting 2

1. Jack and Owen open meetings simultaneously.
2. hit Jack on the head: 3-0-1-1; carried
3. The two meetings just opened are one and the same: 5-0; carried
4. plastic cutlery
5. Phone rings.
6. censure the weather for upholding sod's law: 5 for, 1 dragon; carried
7. tea-pots
8. Alex is strange.
9. mugs
10. discussion of people called Eleanor, with their hair colours and lengths
11. The Society owes Owen £5 and Beetle owes the society £4.
12. Jack knows someone called LNR, and she dials telephone numbers correctly.
13. Bridge crawl will meet at 2 pm at Pembroke p'lodge.
14. Secretary asks Jack to look at his little black knob.
15. Owen shall go out backwards: 2-0-1; carried
16. We probably shouldn't vote on it, because we might get confused, especially I would: 3-0; carried
17. Lisa is not aware of having been eaten by grues.
18. Secretary is going to read out a quote: 2-0-1; carried
19. Owen reads minutes from 9th June.
20. Secretary censured for not inviting most of the honourary members: 4 for.
21. Beetle reads minutes from 2nd June.
22. Anna beats Alex up by vote.
23. Don't get Carpal Tunnel: 4 for; carried
24. Alex is excited about havgin the biggest jugs in the society.
25. Jack censured for looking at non-Pooh-related material: 3-1 and 1 dragon
26. reading: 1.IX: In which Piglet is Entirely Surrounded by Water
27. Owen commended for pronouncing punctuation.
28. readings: Hoppity and Rice Pudding
29. Jerusalem
30. The elements are worse than the mafia: carried somehow
31. “What are we talking about?” – motion confused
32. Dave Henderson
33. meeting closed: 2-0-2-1
34. Host's thing has popped out again.
    

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