Minutes of the Elevenses Meeting of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society
In which the much-commented ice-cream appears.
Held on Saturday the 9th of May 2009 in Kanga's Room, Newnham.
Present – CGM, Ed, Carol, Jack, Ignatius, Alicia, Amy, James, Roseanna, Bazil, Jaya, Rachel, Will.
4.10: Meeting opened.
- Commend Roseanna on the ice cream. 5-0-2-0
- Visitors can vote. 7-0-1-0
- It seems like a waste of jelly though...
Not if you squirted it in someone’s face. - You could fill up his entire room with jelly. 6-0-1-1 (That would indeed spoil Will’s room).
- CGM’s mum’s handwriting may or may not be difficult to read.
- Commend Carol for doing the washing up. 8-0-0-1 (Delicious and moist cake).
- Bazil apologises for absence last week.
- Minutes of last week.
- Surely it should be whatever you need to get your constants right at the end. 4-1-3-2 (Surface area of a sphere; ).
- Ignatius volunteers to host next week.
- We contact the Treasurer by telephonic force.
- Carol has much tea.
- Enter Rachel.
- “Will’s trying to molest my belly button!” 0-7-3-1 (Møller Station).
- Discussion of garden party.
- If we ice the sandwiches...
- Exit Amy.
- “Come on wasp, work it out.”
- Garden party decision: Churchill if less than £30, if not, garden of Bazil, if not, Lucy Cavendish. Probably on the Wednesday.
- Ed possibly apologises for absence next week.
- Difficulties with “d”.
- We should have a society tree. 9-0-1-1 (And it should be called Alfred).
- Reading of New Testament IX.
- * We could stand behind you [Alicia] and tickle you whenever you have to talk. 5-4-1-0.
- Science! As it were.
- Many things are improved by zombies.
- Bureaucracy skillz.
- Cabal talk.
- Close meeting. 9-0-1-0.
* Once more, the secretary displays here inability to count. I’m making a habit of this, it seems. – Roseanna.
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