Minutes of the Elevenses Meeting of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society
In which the much-commented ice-cream appears.
Held on Saturday the 9th of May 2009 in Kanga's Room, Newnham.
Present – CGM, Ed, Carol, Jack, Ignatius, Alicia, Amy, James, Roseanna, Bazil, Jaya, Rachel, Will.
4.10: Meeting opened.
- Commend Roseanna on the ice cream. 5-0-2-0
 - Visitors can vote. 7-0-1-0
 - It seems like a waste of jelly though...
        Not if you squirted it in someone’s face. - You could fill up his entire room with jelly. 6-0-1-1 (That would indeed spoil Will’s room).
 - CGM’s mum’s handwriting may or may not be difficult to read.
 - Commend Carol for doing the washing up. 8-0-0-1 (Delicious and moist cake).
 - Bazil apologises for absence last week.
 - Minutes of last week.
 - Surely it should be whatever you need to get your constants right at the end. 4-1-3-2 (Surface area of a sphere;  ).
 - Ignatius volunteers to host next week.
 - We contact the Treasurer by telephonic force.
 - Carol has much tea.
 - Enter Rachel.
 - “Will’s trying to molest my belly button!” 0-7-3-1 (Møller Station).
 - Discussion of garden party.
 - If we ice the sandwiches...
 - Exit Amy.
 - “Come on wasp, work it out.”
 - Garden party decision: Churchill if less than £30, if not, garden of Bazil, if not, Lucy Cavendish. Probably on the Wednesday.
 - Ed possibly apologises for absence next week.
 - Difficulties with “d”.
 - We should have a society tree. 9-0-1-1 (And it should be called Alfred).
 - Reading of New Testament IX.
 
- * We could stand behind you [Alicia] and tickle you whenever you have to talk. 5-4-1-0.
 -  Science! As it were.
 -  Many things are improved by zombies.
 -  Bureaucracy skillz.
 -  Cabal talk.
 -  Close meeting. 9-0-1-0.
 
* Once more, the secretary displays here inability to count. I’m making a habit of this, it seems. – Roseanna.
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