Minutes of Elevenses Meeting of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society

In which.. .

Held on Saturday 15th May in Ignatius's room, Grange Road

Present: Ed, Ed (Ignatius), CGM, Simon, Christopher, Will, Alicia, James (me). Later: Ermintrude.

  1. Meeting opened 16.15.
  2. Cake.
  3. Visitors can vote. 4-0-1-2 (Panda; I am trying to find a cup).
  4. “Suspend the constitution; specifically the part that means we need to read the minutes”. 0-0-8-1 (Something crude)?
  5. Enter Ermintrude.
  6. Ed (M) ‘phones Roseanna. It’s very quiet.
  7. Will tries – it’s louder.
  8. Roseanna tele-reads the minutes.
  9. Commend Roseanna. 7-0-0-1. [But James didn’t record the spoil... – Roseanna].
  10. Ermintrude’s insides look like a cat, according to her doctor.
  11. The have avocadoes in California.
  12. Ermintrude pays Pooh Levy.
  13. James visits the toilet.
  14. Twillo seems to be the next most important person.
  15. Ermintrude nominated for Home Secretary.
  16. Squirtle, pink and other failsome answers are [Sentence unfinished]
  17. Corridor is a court of Pembroke college. 6-0-1-0.
  18. Ermintrude successfully elected.
  19. They cut down the tree which provides Jam.
  20. Eeyore takes up a lot of space.
  21. Bridge crawl will happen on Wednesday or Friday.
  22. Expotition to the North Pole.
  23. Scots Pooh doesn’t get old.
  24. Discussion of future expotition occurs.
  25. Mwahahahahahaa!!!
  26. People try rules lawyering with little success.
  27. CGM has a part time job hunting for invasive oysters. 4-0-1-0.
  28. Pentecost is not Passover.
  29. Eurovision talk occurs.
  30. Close the meeting. 5-1-1-0.

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