PEMBROKE COLLEGE WINNIE-THE-POOH SOCIETY
Minutes of the Secret Meeting, 30/05/99
Held in: R4, Pembroke College Cambridge, at 5:45.
Present: Jon, Alison, Benedict, Kirsten.
Apologies: N/A
Guests: Matt, Oliver.
- The Meeting is opened by Jon very quietly, so as not to alert unwary non-Poohsoc types.
- Food is discussed at which Benedict starts crying.
- Alison dismantles the remains of a flotilla of paper boats whih Kirsten had made for her.
- Rock music is discussed. Interesting things fail to be said.
- Alison intends to squeeze so hard it'll go through windows, apparently.
- Alison says, "I enjoyed my flotilla." Oliver finds this dubious.
- Jon claims that pizza was invented by Julius C‘sar: Benedct remains sceptical.
- Benedict requires either a crown of laurels or a cigar. He said so.
- Oliver is a naive young history student.
- Dave Henderson is mentioned.
- Alison meanders off in a caffeinated haze.
- Benedict becomes a clock.
- We decide to take the side off a slum and replce it with a window, so that we can watch it.
- 'The sun has already set on the British empire and most people prefer the darkness'.
- Oliver is right. And again. In fact he is not wrong, repeatedly.
- Do you like Kipling? I don't know, I've never kippled.
- Cockroaches live for 10 days after their eads are cut off.
- Jon is very stupid - he said so.
- Alison returns and Oliver leaves. We vote to close - F., 2, Against 0, Abstentions 1, Spoilt Ballot 1.
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