Present: Jenny, Ben, Kirsten, Benedict, Scary Clare-Not Quite As Scary As Scary Clare-Clare Booeeooeeoothby (or Eliot?), Jacob, Owen, Jon (ish)

Apologies: Yasmin, Martin, Granny, Pete, Richard, Neil

1. Jenny opens the meeting
   


2. Motion to censure Rob for loving his essay more then us F: 2 A: 1 Ab: 2 - Passed
   


3. Motion to censure Jon for yet again not coming to a meeting despite it being in his own house F: 2 A: 0 Ab: 2 + 1 spoilt ballot - Passed
   


4. Motion to censure Granny for not being asked F: 2 A: 1 Ab: 1 - Passed
   


5. Jenny's leg has fallen off
   


6. Reading Chapter 10 - "In which Christopher Robin and Pooh come to an enchanted place, and we leave them there" - Benedict reads Pooh (well sort of)
   


7. We discuss whether the Apple Mac is hungry as its mouth is open
   


8. Motion to censure those two for gross sadness (which is precisely what the motion was) F: 2 A: 0 Ab: 2 + one spoilt ballot - Passed
   


9. Motion to allow visitors to vote as long as they eat better then Benedict F: 2 A: 0 Ab:3 - Passed
   


10. There is a long discussion as to what Clare's name is
    


11. We continue the reading
    


12. Benedict is installing an operating system on the computer
    


13. Motion to censure the book "A World Of Winnie-The-Pooh" for containing a mistake F: 3 A: 0 Ab: 1 - Passed
    


14. Motion to censure Jon for not reading Pooh F: 3 A: 0 Ab: 2 - Passed
    


15. Motion to commend Benedict for his reading of Pooh F: 3 A: 0 Ab: 2 - Passed
    


16. Ben reads the letter to Disney
    


17. Ben can do magic tricks with caterpillars
    


18. Caterpillars don't have wheels
    


19. They are all having fun in the Garden and nobody is killing anybody (however I don't know who this concerns, it will have to remain a mystery)
    


20. Motion to postpone the poohsticks playoffs until more people are present F: 3 A: 0 Ab: 1 - Passed
    


21. There is a loo in the car (Another Owen made a bathroom train apparently)
    


22. Jon is going to field Ginas (or feel - we're not sure which)
    


23. We go to play poohsticks (The bridge is moving)
    


24. RESULTS
    Round 1 - Benedict, Kirsten, Ben, Jenny, Owen (who has the biggest one)
    Round 2 - Owen's stick from the first game, Ben, Jenny, Benedict, Kirsten, Owen's stick from this game.
    Round 3 - Owen, Ben, Benedict, Kirsten (Jenny is disqualified for cheating)
    Round 4 - Kirsten, Owen, Jenny, Ben, Benedict
    Round 5 - Unsure (we got a bit confused)
    


25. People keep nicking our sticks
    


26. Motion to censure the lady in red for stealing our sticks F: 4 A: 0 Ab: 4 - Passed
    


27. Ben makes jokes about spanners and wrenches
    


28. Motion to censure Ben for the above F: lots A: 0 Ab: ? - Passed
    


29. Motion to censure Ben for spodding F: 3 A: 0 Ab: 1 - Passed
    


30. Next weeks meeting is at Kirsten's House
    


31. Motion to close the meeting F: 4 A: 0 Ab: 1 - Passed
    

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