Present : Owen, Neil, Richard, Martin, Jenny, Ian, Ben, Debbie, Claire, Rosie, Andrew

Apologies : Kirsten, Mary, Benedict

1. Jenny opens the meeting.
   


2. We have lots of cake.
   


3. Votes for Claire to go: Failed.
   


4. Ben is not responsible: Passed.
   


5. Votes to make Martin stand in the corner, properly,now for being mean to Claire: Passed.
   


6. Martin then does so.
   


7. Debbie knows exactly how long a minute lasts.
   


8. Ian will bring his cheque book next week and Claire is to beat him until he writes a cheque.
   


9. 4*(13/3)^3 - 27*(43/27)^2 is it square?
   


10. How to fill a cake with inbox.
    


11. It.
    


12. Votes that we can't have anything society related for another 20 minutes: Failed.
    


13. Wednesday 31st of January at 9pm the societies radio interview will be on CUR.
    


14. Andrew reads the minutes from the meeting of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh society held on the 20th day of the 1st month of the year 2001AD.
    


15. Votes to censure Andrew for mispronouncing Anthony: Passed.
    


16. Votes to make Martin respect the ordinality of numbers: Failed.
    


17. Rosie's forgotten the moustache.
    


18. Votes to censure Ben for interrupting the minutes: Passed.
    


19. Votes to mandate Owen to write to the Durleigh Sailing Club and send them a copy of our constitution: Passed.
    


20. Lord Mallard.
    


21. Votes to write to Lord Mallard and ask him to get a poohsticks team to play against us: Passed.
    


22. Votes to carry on with the minutes: Passed.
    


23. "Oh shut up Ben".
    


24. Rosie reads the minutes of the meeting of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh society held on the 24th day of the 1st month of the year 2001AD.
    


25. Votes to get Rosie to help Andrew with his technique: Passed.
    


26. Something to do with Heffers: Passed.
    


27. Votes to refer to Heffers as tight fisted ****** for the rest of the meeting: Passed.
    


28. Votes to ask Richard why there is a picture of Alec Guinness on his wall: Passed.
    


29. The information about the society that is in Pembroke Street is read out.
    


30. E is brought up.
    


31. Votes to shut Martin up for being a right so and so: Passed.
    


32. Votes to retrospectively give Jenny permission to put the poster up: Passed.
    


33. Votes to have E2001: Passed.
    


34. Discussion of who should be a member.
    


35. Is there a Claire Road in Cambridge?
    


36. Yes.
    


37. Andrew wants the flashing dog.
    


38. "Anybody want a testament" - Owen.
    


39. Reading: In which Rabbit has a busy day and we find out what Christopher Robin does in the Mornings.
    


40. Votes to censure Ben for taking the Mickey out of the testaments: Passed.
    


41. Rosie borrows one of the society testaments.
    


42. "I'll just shove it in and see what happens" - Claire
    


43. "I'll try freezing it" - Claire
    


44. Votes to close: Passed
    


45. Next weeks meeting will be held in 7a Botolph lane.
    

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