Present: Owen, Martin, Andrew, Neil, Richard M-H, Richard S, Rosie.

1. Owen opens the meeting.
   


2. Votes to mandate Neil to give a speech: passed
   


3. We wonder if we're his relatives.
   


4. Votes to censure Neil for not being able to give a proper speech or censure others properly: passed
   


5. Isn't everyone a grandson?
   


6. Someone should've shot Richard's grandma.
   


7. Can we just have wine glasses?: failed
   


8. We pass around Neil's passport photo.
   


9. Neil doesn't know what an Aga is!!
   


10. We fault Neil on his understanding of the conservation of energy.
    


11. Martin wouldn't put pagers in the oven.
    


12. Martin couldn't join Clare college women's football team because he's no good at football.
    


13. Votes to censure Clare for graduating (we miss her cakes): passed
    


14. Rosie should write to Ian to complain that he has not written enough letters, and to Lady Tompkis to tell her about the mystery mail we recieved.
    


15. Martin and Owen should supervise Dr Baden: failed
    


16. This is not a good state of affairs: failed
    


17. Votes to invoke clause 55 in order that we don't have to vote on this motion immediately: hung
    


18. The minutes
    


19. Winnie the wallet society...
    


20. Votes that we must all name our wallets Winnie: passed
    


21. Votes to censure Rosie and Richard M-H for refusing to name their wallets Winnie: failed
    


22. Owen attempts semaphore communication with the department of Biochemistry.
    


23. Votes to vote again: spoilt
    


24. Votes to do something to the entire universe: hung
    


25. Votes to rename the society 'the for Republican against Democrat Society': hung
    


26. Votes to hang Republicans and Democrats: passed
    


27. We'll have the electric what: hung
    


28. We're hanging too many motions: failed!
    


29. We should second it first: failed
    


30. Votes to mandate Rosie to write all the minutes left handed: failed
    


31. Foiled again: passed
    


32. Clause 55 needs a 2/3 majority.
    


33. Owen talks about us all being tied up and gagged...
    


34. There are no limits: passed
    


35. These mathmos and their bloody functions.
    


36. There's no point in having two pens if you're only going to use one hand.
    


37. Votes that Neil should rewrite his printer sofware: passe
    


38. Votes to censure Neil: passed
    


39. Votes to censure Neil: passed
    


40. Neil would like to censure Rosie for her lack of knowledge of Lord of the Rings.
    


41. Votes to censure Neil for discussing non-Pooh-related literature: passed
    


42. Maths is Martin's life: passed
    


43. Martin doesn't remember badly spelt versions of Elephants in maths.
    


44. Votes to censure Martin for not yet using his removal of censure: passed
    


45. Votes to stop with the motions: hung
    


46. Neil's going to shut up now: hung
    


47. They speak Swahili over there (on Owen's bed): passed
    


48. Votes to censure Neil for not doing: passed
    


49. Owen fails on the ability to speak any language at all.
    


50. 'My name is Owen and I have a problem': passed
    


51. Reading by Rosie and Andrew:
    Corner of the Street
    Happiness
    Knights and Ladies
    The Old Sailor
    


52. Votes that Buckingham Palace wouldn't fit in the poetry book: passed
    


53. Mustard
    


54. Reading by Rosie, Title by Andrew:
    The End
    


55. Votes that Rosie will be six for ever and ever: passed
    


56. Reading by Rosie and Andrew:
    The Invaders
    


57. During general meetings we try and get everyone involved.
    


58. Reading by Rosie and Andrew:
    Shoes and Stockings
    


59. Owen joins Rosie and Andrew on the bed.
    


60. Reading by Rosie, Andrew and Owen:
    The Doormouse and The Doctor
    


61. Reading by Andrew, Rosie and Owen:
    Teddy Bear
    Pinkle Purr
    


62. Reading by Owen:
    Lines and Squares
    


63. Andrew tells us his new poems.
    


64. Reading by Andrew and Rosie:
    Daffodowndilly
    


65. Reading by Andrew:
    Disobedience
    


66. Andrew can't read Disobedience: passed
    


67. Reading by Andrew:
    Jonathan Jo
    


68. Reading by Andrew and Rosie:
    Politeness
    


69. Reading by everyone:
    The Anxious Pooh Song
    


70. Votes to censure Andrew for reading non-Pooh-related material: passed
    


71. Reading by Andrew, Rosie and Owen:
    Spring Morning
    


72. Votes to read A.A.Milne's entire works: failed
    


73. Votes to read A.A.Milne's entire works: passed
    


74. Reading by Owen:
    Poem
    


75. There will be a meeting tomorrow in Z7, Emma.
    


76. Votes to close: passed
    

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