Minutes of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society Elevenses Meeting and trial for Captain of Poohsticks held on the 09/03/2002 on Poohsticks bridge and in Rm 2, 52A Trumpington Street.
    Present : Martin, Owen, Roz, Rosie, Andrew, Neil, Tom, Granny, Michelle*
    Apologies : Jenny, Richard
    
    
      
- Owen opens the meeting then goes to get his coat
 
      
- Votes to throw Owen in the Cam: Passed Unanimously
 
      
- Trials for captain of poohsticks (O = Owen, R = Roz, M = Martin)
Round 1) O:R:M
Round 2) R:M:O
Round 3) O:RM
Round 4) R:M:O
Round 5) RMO
Hence Roz wins and becomes Captain of Poohsticks
 
    
      
- After a few more games we head off for tea.
 
      
- Pembroke event
 
      
- Surprises
 
      
- "I've dropped his arms on the floor"
 
      
- Holland = Dutch
 
      
- "So I was right to be scared of something living in my eyebrows" - Neil
 
      
- Neil's visitor is a mug
 
      
- "It's not long enough"
 
      
- Votes to sing happy birthday to Dimitree: Passed
 
      
- Votes to let visitors vote: Passed
 
      
- Tom is in disguise as a submarine
 
      
- Minutes of the poohsoc meeting held on the 02/03/02 are read by Rosie
 
      
- Votes to censure Neil for interrupting the minutes: passed
 
      
- Votes to censure Neil for interrupting the minutes again: Passed
 
      
- Votes to censure Neil for interrupting the minutes again: Passed
 
      
- Votes to censure Neil for interrupting the minutes again: Passed
 
      
- Votes to call self-cannibalism - Bernard: Passed
 
      
- Votes to censure Martin for not being in Australia last week: Passed
 
      
- Last weeks cake baked by Owen and Roz
 
      
- Votes to censure CMS for having red chairs in more than one room: Passed
 
      
- Votes that the foreign secretary should write and tell them: Passed
 
      
- Votes to commend CMS for its green carpet: Passed
 
      
- Getting locked in places
 
      
- Votes to censure the UL for failing to open the doors to let Neil get locked in last Sunday: Passed
 
      
- Votes to censure Neil for interrupting the minutes: Passed
 
      
- Votes to censure Neil: Passed
 
      
- Votes to censure Neil: Passed
 
      
- Neil needs a hug: Passed
 
      
- Votes that Martin should give Neil the hug: Passed
 
      
- Votes to censure Neil for scaring off last weeks visitors: Passed
 
      
- Votes to censure Neil: Passed
 
      
- Votes to censure Neil for trying to confuse himself: Passed
 
      
- Reading: Lines and Squares: Tom
 
      
- Votes to ignore Thyme: Passed
 
      
- Votes to give Thyme a hug: Passed
 
      
- Neil's never had a hug in a little pot before.
 
      
- Reading: In which Tigger comes to the forest and has breakfast
 
      
- Votes to censure Neil for being pre-emptive: Passed
 
      
- Votes to commend Neil for being pre-emptive: Hung visitor decides For
 
      
- Votes that Neil should stand in Pooh more often: Passed
 
      
- Votes to censure the type setter: Passed
 
      
- Votes to censure people who just criticised the testaments: Hung visitor decides for
 
      
- Votes to censure Owen for miscalling motions: Hung visitor decides for.
 
      
- Votes to censure Neil for criticising the testaments: Passed
 
      
- "Have you kidnapped my fish duck" - Neil
 
      
- Votes to censure them: Passed
 
      
- Votes to commend Michelle on producing a second harmonic using a slinky: Passed
 
      
- "He's doing it sideways and I'm doing it up and down" Michelle about Neil and the slinky.
 
      
- Neil doesn't need to beat Roz up with a slinky: Passed
 
      
- Votes to censure Neil for being an ineffectual slinky whipper: Passed
 
      
- Reading: In which Rabbit has a busy day and we learn what Christopher Robin does in the mornings.
 
      
- There's a geometrical progression in the story
 
      
- Neil and Tom apologise for their absence next week
 
      
- Next weeks meeting in AA20
 
      
- Votes to commend Martin for knowing so much about catering staff: Passed
 
      
- "Oh it's rather a stiff one"
 
      
- Votes to close: Passed
 
    
    
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