Present: Alison, Martin, Naath, Rachel H, Rosy, Dunstan (in an 18th Century blouse), Jack, Catherine (passing by on a punt)

Visitors: Naath’s Mum

Apologies: Katie, Rosie, Owen, Roz, Jenny

1. Meeting is opened by Rosy.
   


10. Jack arrives as the Pembroke clock strikes two.
    


11. Rosy will be a chair.
    


100. "I don’t want to see you run over in front of my eyes" Jack to Martin
     


101. Votes to ignore Rosy officially: Passed
     


110. Votes to let visitors vote: Passed
     


111. Naath suggests we should play pooh-sticks with fish sticks.
     


1000. The "witch-burning in case of Neil being pushed in the Cam" veto is contested.
      


1001. The Bizarre Cambridge Thing of bridge hopping is demonstrated as we are temporarily joined by a new visitor.
      


1010. Rachel’s self-propelled pooh-stick plays pooh-sticks on its own and is disqualified.
      


1011. "Give me a tenner and I’ll show you to the bedroom" Alison
      


1100. We decide to give the imaginary life jacket provided by Katie to Dunstan as he imagines he can’t swim.
      


1101. "You get more immediate gratification" Martin
      


1110. "It’s a guy thing" Dunstan
      


1111. "Most people find it more gratifying if it involves other peoples" Jack
      


10000. We embarked on punt SC016.
       


10001. Votes to censure Marks and Spencer Jaffa cakes for being the wrong shape: Passed
       


10010. Votes to censure Martin for putting his oar in: Passed
       


10011. "If Martin was the other way round he could be our figure head" Dunstan
       


10100. We should invent a pooh-soc salute.
       


10101. Rosy is half hung from pooh-sticks bridge
       


10110. Dunstan explains that he is familiar with Cambridge’s Red Light district and offers to show Martin around.
       


10111. "We probably don’t have time to go all the way" Martin to Rosy.
       


11000. M&S still water bottles look like mentholated spirits bottles.
       


11001. "I don’t steer my car with a big pole stuck out of the bottom" Martin
       


11010. "Pooh soc is very good at making me do things which aren’t natural" Dunstan
       


11011. Votes to mandate Martin to stand at the front of the punt, hold up his arms and shout "I’m the King of the World!": Passed
       


11100. "Alligators in the Baptistery" Rachel
       


11101. "The end of September is a punt" Rosy
       


11110. "This punt is the "Middle of March": Passed
       


11111. Votes to censure Martin for pulling Alison’s hair: Passed
       


100000. Dunstan does a very impressive impression of a duck
        


100001. "I would tug it really hard but I’d probably come with it" Dunstan
        


100010. Alison suggests dipping cream in the meringues.
        


100011. Tourist Season - We hear someone taking pot shots at them.
        


100100. "The Cam’s been high" Rachel, "What was it on?" Rosy
        


100101. Rosy joins the United States of Ecstatic and declares war on the Democratic People’s Republic of Naath’s Room.
        


100110. Alison has Dunstan counter measures.
        


100111. It’s a rotten life being female.
        


101000. Dunstan was the last person to win Knightmare. We’re not worthy.
        


101001. "I’m going to watch Knightmare and shout "Oh, good catch Rosy"" Alison
        


101010. Votes to number the minutes in binary: Passed
        


101011. "Yes, It’s amazing what you can get people to swallow" Alison to Dunstan
        


101100. Votes to close: Passed
        

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