Minutes of Elevenses Meeting of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society

Held on Saturday 30th January in JJMMWDduP’s room, Burrell's

Present: James, Simon, Ignatius, Eor, Twillo, Alicia, Annie, Roseanna.

1. Eor announces a dancey thing.
2. We should decide on a date for the AGM. 6-0-0-2.
3. The 20th of February is suggested.
4. Will apologises for absence next week.
5. Max has apologised for absence this week.
6. Commend Will on such clarity of thought. 5-2-1-0.
7. Sugar should be provided for tea. 5-1-2-0.
8. Like Bailey’s, but actually chocolate flavour.
9. I would have gone properly “woo” but tea would have gone everywhere. 4-1-0-1 (woo).
10. 13 year olds are a gestalt consciousness. 3-1-0-4 (fewer; we are thirteen, we are legion; they can be annoying just by themselves; munch).
11. We discuss religion and CICCU.
12. “Jesus doed to save us from Vampires.”
13. Alicia could make a patchwork cape and be the comfiest superhero.
14. Ignatius traps people in James’ wardrobes.
15. Commend Will for trapping Ed, James, and Simon in the wardrobes. 4-1-0-1 (EEK!).
16. We read Old Testament II.
17. Censure those outside the wardrobe for uncivilised behaviour. 6-0-1-0.
18. Owl has an identity crisis.
19. Ed read “Brownie”while locked in the cupboard.
20. Conversation breaks up.
21. “No hat erections”.
22. “My hat is erect on its own, thank-you very much.”
23. Censure for literary criticism. 2-2-0-3 (Please in a language I understand; I’ll critique your literature any time; in your end-o). CR “for”.
24. We discuss epithets.
25. “It’s not gay if it’s with Simeon.” 2-5-1-0.
26. “I am disturbed.” 8-0-0-0.
27. Censure Will for weird nicknames. 5-1-0-3 (Censure Billy Bumfluff for weird nicknames; JamJam loves WonnyWon; [...]).
28. Yes, but they’re not in that position. 7-1-0-0.
29. I’m just against the motion in general. 1-4-1-0.
30. Drugs are discussed.
31. *SIGH*
32. Ignatius offers to host next week.
33. Close. 6-0-0-0.

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