Minutes of Elevenses Meeting of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society
In which the secretary is like an evil sorceress with a new power.
Held on Saturday 13th February in Carol's room, Newnham
Present: James, Carol, Simon, Lizzy [a sister], Ignatius [owner of the sister], Roseanna.
4.10pm meeting opened.
- Visitors can vote. 5-0-0-0.
- Post is opened.
- Same is mysterious (either for being Californian or for actually being mysterious).
- We try to investigate Leonora Obed, author of the mysterious post.
- Jack says “hello” via a telephonic device.
- Minutes.
- Will should be poked.
- CGM’s post is read out.
- Ignatius’ post is read out.
- The big book of Maths is investigated.
- The secretary is tired. 1-2-0-1 (sleepy-time tea).
- Don’t come any closer, Ignatius. 3-1-0-0.
- Ignatius and Simon are superior Clangers to James.
- Carol gets out Geo-Mag.
- We read Old Testament I.
- “[the secretary] is like an evil sorceress with a new power”
“That, or six years old”. 6-0-0-0. - A centaur, in a wheelchair.
- Capture the flag, glowy thing, Poseidon. 5-1-0-0.
- The centaur is a mentor. 5-0-1-0.
- “You win this time, magnetism!”
- Close. 6-0-0-0.
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