Minutes of Elevenses Meeting of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society

In which Wol gives a history lesson and Eeyore is contacted by pizza.

Held on Saturday 20th March in Ignatius’s room, Grange Road

Present: Ignatius, Eor, James, Roseanna, Matt.

  1. We discuss falsification of A level science.
  2. Roseanna invented time-travel to do A level Biology.
  3. Calculus is a useful thing across which to have come... as useful as Virgil is, in fact.
  4. Harold Hadrada would hit me if I made him first declension.
  5. Ignatius gives us a history lesson.
  6. Eor is contacted by pizza.
  7. Minutes of last week.
  8. I criticise James’ handwriting.
  9. Write [scribble] [scribble] legibly, spell things correctly. 2-2-0-0. CR in favour.
  10. T-H-I-N-G-S- _ -C-O-R-R-E-C-T-L-Y
  11. Cookies: they are certainly edible, and look fairly stable.
  12. The secretary does not think that the above is all that legible.
  13. Wanting to read Pooh is not unsocietal behaviour.
  14. We read NTI.
  15. We gain a Matt.
  16. The society claims that the secretary is not an incompetent poisoner.
  17. Thrales Rapper is explained.
  18. We discuss mice in children’s literature.
  19. Eurovision. Dear God...
  20. Megan is drawing pin up, of herself...
  21. It is not pin up of herself, but of her LARP characters.
  22. Pirate innuendo [Ooh, arr? Ed].
  23. Unminuteable confusion (maths).
  24. Close. 4-0-0-0.

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