Present: Jenny, Jeremy, Mike, Anfony, Richard, Neil, Mad Jenny, Ben, Granny, Belinda.

1. We are stranded outside room F2 as Stephen Hawking very rudely takes priority over Pooh Soc.
   


2. Motion to censure everyone who is late: 5:0:0 - motion carried.
   


3. Mad Jenny and Belinda arrive, letting us into F2 so meeting is moved.
   


4. Mad Jenny has been organdized and there are lots of yummy cakes in the middle of the room.
   


5. Iw EriV, Hail Kallisti,
   
   All Hail Discordia, damn you!!!
   
   Ahhahahahahaaa!
   
   I am!
   


6. Yep.
   


7. Anfony thinks 90% of Cambridge United Women´s Team are lesbian although these could just be the ones that have turned him down...
   


8. Jeremy and Granny are scoffing cakes - what a surprise.
   


9. Ben tries to reopen the meeting.
   


10. Jenny can count.
    


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12. Belinda: When little things are put in my hole I can´t see them.
    


13. Motion to censure Stephen Hawking for giving a lecture aimed at Americans: 6:3:0:1 (spoilt ballot) - motion carried.
    


14. Granny has been looking at pictures of naked men.
    


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16. Apparently Mad Jenny is transparent but we won´t mention who said it as they´re too opaque.
    


17. A punting trip is discussed for next week.
    


18. Vote to censure Jon for not providing minutes: 3:4:1:1 (spoilt ballot) - motion failed.
    


19. Mike is a minor deity but Ben is (or has) a major one (he claims).
    


20. Dave Henderson has been seen by Jeremy.
    


21. There are more planets known outside the solar system than in it.
    


22. Dates for trip to 100 Acre Wood are discussed but nothing is decided.
    


23. Mad Jenny is complimented on her red nose and Neil plays with it.
    


24. Jeremy´s mini rolls are briefly revealed but no-one is impressed.
    


25. Rachel came out.
    


26. Jeremy imagines Ben with shoulder length hair and he and Mike laugh a lot! (?).
    


27. Jeremy thinks Brian is a highly desirable compsci.
    


28. Mad Jenny is over endowed.
    


29. Dave Henderson was after Anfony´s sister who is good looking. She is a bit like Jon Heath´s Ruth and not like the usual brown haired, short, blue-fleeced natsci that all Pembroke men like, apparently.
    


30. This means that Pembroke men like Jeremy.
    


31. Dr Barden (Director of Studies for Maths) was sent up to Mad Jenny´s room while Ben was naked in bed which explains a lot.
    


32. Jeremy gleefully talks about Dave Henderson naked, although according to Granny, there isn´t much of it.
    


33. Motion to censure Mike for reading non-Pooh material: 6:1:0 - motion carried.
    


34. Can Mike read?
    


35. We read Chapter 10 of the Old Testament: "In which Christopher Robin gives a Pooh Party, and we say goodbye".
    


36. The Dean told Mike he is a perversion.
    


37. Mike is a violent bastard and hits Jenny repeatedly.
    


38. Motion to censure Mike for being annoying: 6:1:1:1 - motion carried.
    


39. Motion to rusticate Mike for bad language and being naughty: 42:1:3:1 - motion carried.
    


40. Emily comes in to return Mad Jenny´s clothes.
    


41. We will go punting at 2pm next Saturday. Meeting in Ben´s room.
    


42. Mad Jenny was sucking not blowing.
    


43. If we destroy the kitchen then all the male population of Pembroke will die. He he he!
    


44. Dana Scully undermines Jeremy´s personality.
    


45. Anfony and Belinda play quietly together in the corner.
    


46. Mad Jenny was glued together by her uncle.
    


47. Very rude stuff (which is too rude to minute) is said by Granny about various members of the society.
    


48. Jenny is always faking it, claims Granny.
    


49. Eris is winning!!!
    


50. Motion to censure Mike for something: 0:0:7:1 - motion abstained.
    


51. Motion to end meeting: 2:4:1:1 - motion failed.
    


52. Anfony dreamed of Jon Jarratt in a cowboy hat in a barn with an unknown woman.
    


53. Granny prefers to dream about Excel than women.
    


54. Ben is advertising toilets.
    


55. Anfony impresses us all by balancing balls.
    


56. Mad Jenny is corrupting Poohsoc.
    


57. Jeremy looks German with his new snazzy glasses.
    


58. Joy. Gosh. And no Yasmin.
    
    P. These people are lost. I despair utterly. My attempts to enlighten them have failed for now, but the undercurrents are in motion.... A. Weishaupt.
    


59. Motion to close meeting: 3:2:2:1. Motion carried.
    

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