Present : Jenny, Martin, Owen, Claire, Ian, Mark, Rosie.

Apologies : Yasmin.

1. Jenny opens the meeting.
   


2. Votes to blame it all on Jenny: Passed.
   


3. Votes to give visitors voting rights: Passed.
   


4. Votes to embarrass Jenny slightly more: Passed.
   


5. Jenny goes on about the dome again.
   


6. Votes to censure Owen for giving himself titles which don't exist: Passed.
   


7. Some thing of Ian's has grown immeasurably since seeing Rosie in her frock.
   


8. July Noted is a first year compsci.
   


9. The anthem is sung.
   


10. No one in the society can sing: Passed.
    


11. Minutes, minutes, minutes, minutes, minutes (No one can tell me to not write minutes)
    


12. Claire wants Martin to give Owen a screw.
    


13. Jenny Hodgeson hooshes vegetables.
    


14. "No Dave don't do it it's bad luck" - Rob.
    


15. "I never thought Dave could appear shorter" - Rob
    


16. Dave attacks Owen with an umbrella.
    


17. "Every one bullies me about Martin" - Claire.
    


18. "It should be lovely, but I'm scared" - Claire.
    



19. Use soda-stream to make still white fizzy.
    


20. "When I'm older I'll probably enjoy it more" - Claire.
    


21. "I did not have sexual relations with Mr. Powell" - Ed Hill.
    


22. They've done it all on their own with a little help.
    


23. Claire's done a member of the RAF - "but he was gorgeous"
    


24. Claire stood him up and he was gorgeous.
    


25. "The best place to screw women is in the liquidiser" - Owen
    


26. Votes to rename Martin, weekend : Passed.
    


27. A committee meeting is opened in a vain attempt to veto the above result but it fails.
    


28. Votes that we will sit in hall all night: Passed.
    


29. We're spoiling Dave.
    


30. "We could give having a squash in Martin's room a go" - Claire (Now Claire is a bit behind the times here, as we did this at the start of the term.)
    


31. The devil has a red umbrella.
    


32. "Just have a rummage in my front pocket" - Claire to Martin.
    


33. Jenny and Rosie should make a point of enjoying coming more often.
    


34. Rosie experienced a screw in the bottom thanks to Aaron.
    


35. Teachers doing their mark-ing.
    


36. Votes to close: Passed
    

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