Present: Owen, Martin, Cow, Roz, Naath, Rosy, Malin, Richard, Neil, Dunstan, Rachel, and Tom

Guests: Anthony, Helen, Maia, Ulia, Dave, and Haggis

Apologies: John-h, Jon, Jenny, Alison, Adam, Roz(for being there)

1. Owen opens the meeting
   


2. This is the authoritative meeting: Passed
   


3. Votes to mandate Martin to sneeze: Passed
   


4. Votes to make the tree an honorary member: Failed
   


5. Votes that Owen is a pooh convoy: Passed
   


6. Follow the yellow brick road
   


7. Helen isn’t an honorary member but her grandmother is
   


8. Roz isn’t really here
   


9. We discuss what colour Jesus is.
   


10. Owen’s Nutmeg
    


11. The blue towel is a tea cozy
    


12. Neil sounds like a quantum tunneling micro scooter: Passed
    


13. Neil sounds like a quantum tunneling micro scooter: Passed
    


14. Neil has a soul: Passed
    


15. We’re not terrorists: Failed
    


16. Owen has to shout the motions: Failed
    


17. Votes to censure ourselves for continuing to propose motions which is against the mandate that never happened: Passed
    


18. Votes that Martin cannot act on behalf of the cow: Passed
    


19. Votes that all the men in the room are called Neilette and all the women are called Neil, for the duration of the meeting: Hung, Hung
    


20. Hang the visitors: Passed
    


21. Rachel pays her pooh levy
    


22. We must not mention that Dunstan is at Homerton
    


23. Votes to commend Roz for sitting on the floor drinking tea: Passed
    


24. Attack of the chiller cherry buns
    


25. Milksugar
    


26. Votes to commend Rosy for her heroic tea making: Passed
    


27. Votes to let the visitors vote: Passed
    


28. Minutes of the Poohsoc meeting held on the 26/10/2002 are read by Owen, Neil, Anthony and Roz
    


29. Votes to censure Neil for pronouncing the silent -h: Passed
    


30. Neil can’t pronounce English: Passed
    


31. Votes to mandate John-h silently to swing twinkle toes: Passed
    


32. That’s how most motions are proposed: Passed
    


33. Votes to censure the secretary who didn’t take minutes between meetings when the meeting remained open: Passed
    


34. Votes to censure Neil for confusing Martin and Owen again: Passed
    


35. Votes to mandate Martin to teach the cow how to use a pogo stick: Passed
    


36. Neil should shut up: Passed
    


37. Votes to censure Neil for failing to shut up: Passed
    


38. Report on the discussion of the founding members on the 9 ½ anniversary dinner
    


39. Helen is not a misery: Passed
    


40. Everyone has to give a speech lasting between 30 and 40 seconds: Hung - vetoed
    


41. Inviting honorary members
    


42. Votes to commend Owen on the website: Passed
    


43. Beetroot: Failed
    


44. We should get more currents from the sockets: Passed
    


45. Reading: In which piglet does a very grand thing
    


46. Votes to censure the typesetter: Passed
    


47. It’s Neil’s job as treasurer to be able to read other peoples minds: Passed
    


48. Naath’s parents should move into a tree house: Failed
    


49. If you go to the bank to get a mortgage for your tree house, do they send you to the branch office - Tom
    


50. Deciding you life by tombolas
    


51. Votes to mandate the turkeys to get a tombola for the society: Passed
    


52. Votes to name the turkeys Neil: Failed
    


53. Tom’s not a battery hen because he does stuff in his own time
    


54. Next weeks meeting, I1 Library court Jesus
    


55. Votes to have a black tie crèche for the babies: Passed
    


56. Dinner again
    


57. We discuss what posts are available for the EGM
    


58. Wax imperial, after-dinner wax, wax green,
    


59. We will have a post at the EGM to disagree with everything the Jenny says
    


60. Votes to close: Passed
    

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