Present: Owen, Martin, Naath, Roz, Alison, David, Rosy, Rachel, Rachel, John-h, Adam, Dunstan, and Neil

Apologies: The cow, Jenny, Rosie, Neil, Roz, Roz (for apologizing)

1. Owen opens the meeting
   


2. Now is not now: Passed
   


3. Everything should be minuted twice: Passed
   


4. Reading: In which Piglet is entirely surrounded by water
   


5. Votes to censure Roz for changing the story: Passed
   


6. Votes to censure everyone who interrupts the reading again: Passed
   


7. Neil should fix Naath’s computer with a hammer: Passed
   


8. Neil is excused: Passed
   


9. Votes to censure the James for not abstaining: Passed
   


10. Naath should be really calm now: Passed
    


11. Votes to censure Naath for not: Passed
    


12. Neil’s glad it wasn’t a cabbage
    


13. There are such things as 100ft cabbage: Passed
    


14. Being in a Grimm’s fairy tale: Passed
    


15. Alison has insane conversations because she’s a mathmo: Passed
    


16. Alison should be insulted by Neil: Passed
    


17. Votes that Alison is allowed to strangle Martin: Passed
    


18. Votes that the society has no responsibility for the above: Passed
    


19. Neil shouldn’t be in the societies constitution: Passed
    


20. Votes to set the constitution to verse: Passed
    


21. Votes that Dunstan and Roz should do it: Passed
    


22. Owen would like to vote to be spoilt: Passed
    


23. John-h should read the King’s breakfast: Passed
    


24. John-h: King’s breakfast
    


25. John-h wants to be put down
    


26. Votes to not hold Rachel responsible for the mess
    


27. Censuring is the end of the world: Passed
    


28. Votes to censure Owen for being rash: Passed
    


29. Everyone should set up a Martin and Owen society in their own college, following the constitution as partially written: Hung visitor decides for
    


30. There will be one in every country as well: Passed
    


31. We should remind Neil to never invite Chess again: Passed
    


32. America is a militant sheep: Passed
    


33. Owen will do the votes in a random order from now on: Passed
    


34. It was a random order: Passed
    


35. Votes to censure Neil in this set of minutes: Passed
    


36. Next weeks meeting: Failed
    


37. We should send get well cards to the motion: Hung visitors decide for
    


38. Next weeks meeting, Z6 North court, Emmanuel
    


39. Rachel and Rosy apologize for next week
    


40. Votes to close: Passed
    

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