Present: Adam, Rosy, Rachel, Owen, Martin, Ecstatic, Tom, Nail, Alison, Jenny, Double headed Dave

Guests: Jenny, Laura, and Megan

Apologies: Rosie, Roz, John-h, Rachel, Adam and others

0. Owen opens the meeting
   


1. Dismembering members
   


2. Adam’s friend lives in the room above and my fall through the ceiling
   


3. Votes to censure Martin for going home for Christmas: Passed
   


4. Votes to let the visitors vote: Passed
   


5. Nobody minds Green tea: Passed
   


6. Rachel has succeeded in not making sense: Passed
   


7. Owen always wears his friends’ socks: Passed
   


8. Lets eat some of this food: Passed
   


9. Lets get the proctor to do it for us: Passed
   


10. Owen’s never had a cup of tea before: Passed
    


11. The meeting is not open we’re just voting for the fun of it: Passed
    


12. Owen reopens the meeting
    


13. Votes to commend Double headed Dave for bringing a mug: Passed
    


14. 3 of them 3: Passed
    


15. Votes to have a campaign to get the other 4 muffins free: Passed
    


16. Votes to rename the society the Winnie-the-supermarket society: Failed
    


17. Getting lost in colleges
    


18. You don’t need to check exactly what I’m writing: Passed
    


19. On second thoughts don’t come in: Failed
    


20. We have £16 GAC allocation this year: Hung visitor decides for
    


21. It’s green tea and a green carpet and that makes it less damp: Passed
    


22. Neil inhales tea: Passed
    


23. Anyone who hasn’t given Owen money has to: Passed
    


24. Votes to ask Adam’s friends if he has insulted them yet: Passed
    


25. We’re going to have to censure Adam again: Passed
    


26. Adam’s green tea is not very green: Passed
    


27. We would be in trouble if it were green when it was supposed to be orange: Passed
    


28. Votes to commend the foreign secretary for actually doing their duty: Passed
    


29. Votes that the foreign secretary should write back asking for the compliments that they forgot to include in the letter: Passed and vetoed
    


30. Owen reads the reply from the council
    


31. You see cars driving: Passed
    


32. That he was trying to get his pen to work and by that point he thought it was better: Passed
    


33. Tom likes spirograph better: Passed
    


34. Ask for Robert kemp: Passed
    


35. There are no sensible members in the society: Hung VCR against
    


36. We should give up the last motion as a lost case: Passed
    


37. Don’t ask a sensible question in poohsoc: Passed
    


38. Laura should get a more helpful name: Passed
    


39. If she’s got sense she won’t: Failed
    


40. You have the power to decide whether you want to be a signatory on the bank account or not: Passed
    


41. Neil holds John-h: Passed
    


42. Neil can’t argue with us: Passed
    


43. Cardamom pods
    


44. Minutes of the poohsoc meeting held on the 30/11/2002 are read by Neil, Adam, Tom, Alison, Rachel, Rachel, Owen and a visitor
    


45. Votes to censure Neil for not keeping track of all temporary posts: Passed
    


46. Votes to censure Neil for the sentence being too long: Passed
    


47. Only one person can talk at a time: Passed
    


48. We should refer to John-h as king John-anyway for the duration of the meeting: Passed
    


49. Rachel needs to develop Neil’s technique of just getting up and leaving: Passed
    


50. Rosy’s making herself heavy: Passed
    


51. Martin should censor himself: Passed
    


52. We’re nice to Neil: Passed
    


53. You’ll get more worried before you get less: Passed
    


54. Votes to censure Martin for not spelling it write: Passed
    


55. Votes to ban looking at vet notes during society meetings: Passed
    


56. If anyone calls the cow by the wrong name we will transfer all of Neil’s censures onto him or her: Failed
    


57. The society is never incorrect: Hung VCR decides against
    


58. Adam has to write this down: Passed
    


59. Votes to censure Neil for that: Passed
    


60. Votes to hang the vice Christopher Robin: Failed
    


61. Votes to declare the next minute 502: Passed
    


502. It was a very interesting motion: Passed
     


62. Owwwwwwwwwww: Passed
    


63. Votes to mandate Martin to get a red nostril bladder: Passed
    


64. It’s a c.d. (or was that seedy) this week: Passed
    


65. "I’m an extension" Adam
    


66. Adam is an extension of the society: Passed
    


67. Votes that the foreign secretary should write to Cambridge county council: Passed and vetoed
    


68. No-ones collected the coasters yet: Passed
    


69. Votes to mandate Neil to mbbblllblblblblbblbl: Passed
    


70. Votes to commend Neil on the above: Passed
    


71. Votes that Neil should start a mug collection: Passed
    


72. Votes to have a reading: Passed
    


73. You would be the ideal person, Alison: Passed
    


74. Votes to read something from Winnie-the-Pooh: Passed
    


75. Votes to censure Roz for suggesting Harry Potter: Passed
    


76. Votes to censure Neil for getting the wrong name: Passed
    


77. Votes to censure Alison for suggesting Harry Potter: Passed
    


78. We should all scream help at Jon: Passed
    


79. We should all scream help at Adam: Passed
    


80. Adam’s a good pooh: Passed
    


81. Jenny comes into the room and immediately switches the light off
    


82. Jenny should shout seconded: Failed
    


83. Reading: In which Pooh goes visiting and gets stuck in a tight place
    


84. Votes to mandate Martin to take a "bow of silence": Passed
    


85. You can never have too many Jelly babies: Passed
    


86. WE should vote 12: Passed
    


87. Votes to censure everyone for not starting earlier: Passed
    


88. Votes to censure the minutes: Passed
    


89. Rachel Roo is Neil, Neil is Rachel: Passed
    


90. Rachel has an identity crisis: Passed
    


91. We should get someone to sit on the Christopher Robin and stop her from interrupting the reading, and it should be Neil: Passed
    


92. Votes to allow Neil not to sit on Jenny: Passed
    


93. Rachel wants Neil to go and sit on her: Failed
    


94. Votes to say oh-err to Neil: Passed
    


95. Everyone should sit on Jenny’s knee: Failed
    


96. Jenny requests only cute, small freshers
    


97. "Oh those are nice testaments" Jenny to Rachel
    


98. Votes that someone should take the mini rolls to Santa on Christmas Eve: Passed
    


99. Votes to make Jenny a cold up of tea: Passed
    


100. We never forbid her to do so: Passed
     


101. Votes to censure Santa for not having enough crackers: Passed
     


102. Neil has to read all the minutes: Passed
     


103. Neil will visit Rosy at a random point: Passed
     


104. "Do you get a cramped hand" visitor to Martin
     


105. We should go to 250: Failed
     


106. Votes to censure the James for not being here: Passed
     


107. Lord of the Rings is actually written by A.A. Milne: Passed
     


108. Alison has [stolen the rest of this minute by the looks of it]
     


109. Votes to censure the VCR for mentioning non-pooh related material: Passed
     


110. It’s irrelevant whether what happened, happened: Passed
     


111. Votes to censure the Christopher Robin for drinking hot tea: Passed
     


112. Rachel wants to Neil on Rachel
     


113. Neil who is really Rachel is just confused: Passed
     


114. Votes to elect confused to Roo in residence: Passed
     


115. Votes to name confused Rachel: Passed
     


116. The box of mince pies is completely empty: Passed
     


117. It may implode because of the pressure: Passed
     


118. Votes to censure the air for not going into the box: Passed
     


119. That Jenny is still working there is a miracle: Passed
     


120. Alison has enough stalkers without publicizing her details on the web: Passed
     


121. Putting Alison’s picture on her website would discourage stalkers: Hung Christopher Robin decides against
     


122. Christopher Robin’s anger is what would discourage the stalkers: Failed
     


123. Rachel spent most of her time in holes in floors: Passed
     


124. Alison thought it was something entirely different: Passed
     


125. Alison is confused now: Passed
     


126. Everyone is confused: Passed
     


127. This is getting silly and we should all stop for a minute while Martin writes crazily on a piece of paper: Passed
     


128. Adam knows he wants to: Passed
     


129. We should never put the minutes in context: Failed
     


130. Cambridge is going to be totally abandoned next week apart from Martin, Alison and Ecstatic: Passed
     


131. Martin is never ever pedantic: Passed
     


132. Neil should test a theory: Passed
     


133. 25 ½ points for the society
     


134. The society awards points as it sees fit: Passed
     


135. Votes to censure the VCR for voting without making a sound: Passed
     


136. "Come over here and open your mouth" Neil
     


137. "You should include a thrusting motion" Alison
     


138. "I don’t want a thrusting motion" Rachel
     


139. Rachel didn’t know that Neil’s foot wrote books: Passed
     


140. Neil should convert the books into a million pounds and put it into the societies bank account given us enough money to buy back copies of the books: Passed
     


141. It’s mongeese: Failed
     


142. Give up: Passed
     


143. Leaving tomorrow is completely pointless: Passed
     


144. Tomorrow: Failed
     


145. Neil’s never been to a poohsoc meeting: Passed
     


146. Votes to call the person who holds the John-h Neil: Passed
     


147. Votes to call the person who holds the John-h Susan: Hung CR is eating a mince pie
     


148. Neil has to bring mince pies to every meeting: Passed
     


149. Frequently the minuter has an impossible task: Failed
     


150. People can only vote with their voting hand: Passed
     


151. Martin’s confused: Passed
     


152. Adams death is too insignificant to minute: Passed
     


153. Votes to censure Rachel for killing Cock Robin: Passed
     


154. King John’s Christmas: Martin
     


155. Could you read it any faster?: Passed
     


156. Votes to mandate Martin to read it faster: HUNG CR against
     


157. Rachel - Buckingham palace
     


158. Martin’s evil: Passed
     


159. Votes to censure Alison for adjusting the psalms: Passed
     


160. Neil has better go and do some packing: Passed
     


161. Rachel can’t pack today: Failed
     


162. Somebody’s eating Neil’s book, that’s not very nice of them: Passed
     


163. Votes to censure people for watching star wars next week: Passed
     


164. Votes to censure people who went to lord of the rings: Passed
     


165. Votes to blame it on Owen: Passed
     


166. Votes to censure everyone for not closing it before Lord of the Rings: Passed
     


167. Little Bo peep and little boy blue- Owen and Rachel
     


168. Owen is always sitting here in Adam’s fireplace: Passed
     


169. Poohsticks first meeting next term
     


170. World poohsticks championship
     


171. Once you’ve paid your pooh levy the society owns you: Passed
     


172. Rachel is not allowed to touch her plate while using it: Passed
     


173. "You did give it to me" Alison to Martin
     


174. Martin is going mad on Friday: Passed
     


175. Votes to mandate Martin to turn his phone on: Passed
     


176. Votes to not have a party in the shower: Passed
     


177. Alison wants a party in the shower: Passed
     


178. We wonder who she wants to invite: Passed
     


179. Alison tells us you need 7 people for a party according to Queens
     


180. We don’t want to hear what Adam hears at night: Passed
     


181. If he had been talking in Swahili Alison could have heard it: Passed
     


182. We should amalgamate them into one person: Failed
     


183. Votes to commend Ecstatic on his musical ability: Passed
     


184. It’s up to Martin and Owen: Passed
     


185. Adam doesn’t vote: Passed
     


186. Votes to spread Martin and Owen around the world like butter: Passed and vetoed
     


187. Martin always takes advantage of Roz: Passed
     


188. Rachel is a humanity: Hung VCR against
     


189. 8 years of Mathmo rule
     


190. We have the right to censure anyone for crimes against humanity: Passed
     


191. The general public are idiots: Passed
     


192. It’s quite difficult to vote while being born: Passed
     


193. Everyone should stand on a committee member: Passed
     


194. Everyone should stand on a committee member on Sunday evening: Passed
     


195. Votes to censure Martin and Owen: Failed
     


196. Votes to censure Owen: Passed
     


197. We’re not allowed to censure Owen as often as we censure Neil: Passed
     


198. The graduate command center is also known as the graduate parlour: Passed
     


199. The turkeys should get us a graduate command center: Passed
     


200. Votes for Martin to tell us what it says anyway: Passed
     


201. Votes to close: Passed
     

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