Present: Jack, Katie, Rachel H, Naath, Owen, Matthew, Alison, Tom, Edith, Neil

Apologies: Dunstan, Rosy, Roz, Brussels Sprouts, Martin, Edith

1. Meeting Opened
   


2. The sprouts are too busy on the market to come, but they have apologised. Instead we have Christmas cake!
   


3. Votes to commend Owen for his Christmas Cake: Passed
   


4. Jack's heroic effort to abstain is unfortunately futile, as no motion has been passed.
   


5. Jack has a silly-sized room.
   


6. It works when it works.
   


7. He did use a double negative: Passed.
   


8. Voted to censure Neil for not apologising: Passed
   


9. Tom got in... through the door.
   


10. It's rather unfair of Rachel to be eating John-h: Passed
    


11. If we eat Alison's Turkish Delight, we'll have to go with our siblings to her house: Passed.
    


12. There's only just one bad Tom: Hung.
    


13. The problems with trains are discussed.
    


14. Christmas Cake is consumed. And enjoyed.
    


15. It's exactly the right type of icing: Passed
    


16. Votes to commend [not council] Owen for the deliciousness of the cake.
    


17. Matthew has the amazing unhuggable power.
    


18. Katie husts for Clementines.
    


19. Neil talks about munchkin slash.
    


20. Votes to censure anyone talking about non-Pooh related [well, it looks like "rats" but I don't remember anyone mentioning rats. So it probably says "stuff" or "things" or something]: Passed
    


21. You need to get our more: Passed
    


22. We should make up the minutes of last week: Failed
    


23. Minutes rescued from Neil just in the nick of time.
    


24. Mass exodus of women into Jack's shower.
    


25. [Not a clue. Possibly, " 'I could get/let/tell it with my bare hands if/is necessary/needed' - Jack"]
    


26. We should have a full-sized cardboard cut-out of the Queen: Failed
    


27. "Mmm mm mm mmm mmmmmmmm!": Passed
    


28. Votes to censure them for non-Poohsoc material: Passed
    


29. We propose we should have a vote to decide whether we '
    


30. The minuter's brain explodes. Quietly.
    


31. Neil takes over the minutes to create more confusion sort out the confusion.
    


32. Votes to have a vote on whether to have a vote on whether it's the 2nth (where n belongs to the natural numbers) words of Harry Potter or the (2n-1)th which are by A. A. Milne: Passed
    


33. A spurious motion: Abstained
    


34. Votes to vote on whether it's the 2nth (where n belongs to the natural numbers) words of Harry Potter or the (2n-1)th which are by A. A. Milne: Abstained.
    


35. Abstained: Failed
    


36. If we only seconded sensible motions, where would we be?: Abstained
    


37. It's Harry: Passed
    


38. Votes to censure Alison for everything: Passed
    


39. You could make an argument that A. A. Milne/J. K. Rowling are at fault: Hung
    


40. Votes to censure Jack for casting aspersions or dispersions on A. A. Milne: Passed
    


41. Votes to censure Jack for not abstaining: Passed
    


42. Votes to disperse over J. K. Rowling: Passed
    


43. "Harry" is read by Neil.
    


44. Rachel is something [It was actually "Rachel offered me her floor to sleep on if college chucked me out of my room," Ed.].
    


45. We read "In which a house is built at Pooh Corner for Eeyore."
    


46. Rachel C and Alison and Rachel H leave.
    


47. Edith's leg has died.
    


48. He could call it a report but that implies he did something.
    


49. Mathmo essays.
    


50. The importance (or otherwise) of maths in the National Curriculum.
    


51. "The error is greater than the answer" is the mathmo's way of saying "I don't know."
    


52. Nomic society constitution and possibilities thereof.
    


53. Votes to take vanilla nomic and give it strawberry flavouring: Passed.
    


54. Votes to censure them for non-society related material and then trying to crawl out of it: Passed
    


55. Shut up: Passed
    


56. Votes to censure them for not shutting up: Passed
    


57. Votes to censure us for not shutting up: Passed
    


58. Votes to mandate Owen to call votes out loud from now on: Passed
    


59. It would be fun to make Owen mime everything from here-on-in: Passed
    


60. Forget the coffee 'cos it's heretical.
    


61. "You look at Tom for a while and then he giggles and tells you what he really wants."
    


62. Neil is now the master of time: Failed
    


63. Neil leaves.
    


64. We could censure Neil again just to be sure: Passed
    


65. Votes to censure Neil: passed
    


66. "People always think I'm nice and I'm not" - Katie: Passed
    


67. Votes to close: Passed
    

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