Minutes of the Pembroke College Winnie the Pooh society
2nd Saturday before Advent
Present
Apologies
Angela host Sarah Tor Kirstie James Dominic Matt Paul Anne Helen Lois
Alex Matt apologises in advance for future reference
Miscellaneous animal noises echo around the room.
Matt agrees that Pembroke male lst years have been very disappointing too - see minutes of 229 1994
Helen reads the reading: Winnie the Pooh Chapter 3, beginning at the beginning. In which Pooh and Piglet go hunting and nearly catch a Woozle.
James, Tor and DOMINIC collapse with laughter.
Angela's parents and sister arrive and then leave to go shopping.
James has difficulty drinking his tea.
The biscuits were passed round in a clockwise direction.
Pooh went home for it. "yes" says Dominic.
Sarah talks about loo brushes. Apparently, hers hasn't been changed for two weeks. Someone suggests a penance for Stephen .......
Paul threatens James
Penance for James for singing about WTP in an awful fashion with an American accent. He is to move Sarah's loo brush.
for 8, against 1, abstentions 1
Paul suggests selling it to trough (the loo brush, that is)
Dominic is offended; Matt apologises on behalf of James
"Take it to Mrs Raynham's office" suggests Helen.
Mrs Raynham tends to confuse other peoples property with he own.
Sarah "can't even open the door without standing on a chair
"It was raining last tuesday" says James. "It hasn't rained today" says Sarah. "If it hasn't rained today then it'll be the first saturday of term that it hasn't rained" says Sarah.
Kanga has a special relationship with Pooh ("Wait for it!" says Dominic). Kanga bathed Piglet.
Penance for Richard for not sending his apologies and not doing anything about being treasurer.
"It's great being bitter and twisted" says Matt.
Dominic says that Tor has it in her to be a serial killer.
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