Minutes of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society elevenses meeting

Held on 28th April 2007 in Peterhouse Deer Park

present: CGM, Lisa, Beetle
later present: Owen, Nikki*, Helen, Em.
apologies: Jenny S-T

* possibly.  Sorry about this guys, Owen's handwriting again
Update: could be Natalia

  1. Much walking by secretary in aid of hot water, during which
  2. Secretary eaten / not eaten by ninja marmosets.
  3. Lisa & CGM duel to the death with grass blades.  Lisa wins.
  4. meeting open
  5. Lisa's brain might explode.
  6. Sheila censured for being mean.
  7. Owen censured for interrupting the reading of the minutes: 2-1
  8. Beetle clones himself in Lisa, Agent Smith style.
  9. Cloned Beetle reads minutes of 10th March.
  10. We discuss the ice-cream eating capacity of a beetle.
  11. carried: 1 abstention, 0 against, 3 for: commend Owen for bringing ice-creams, in reverse order
  12. CGM reads minutes of 17th March.  Also somebody reads minutes of 21st April.
  13. mandate Alex to extract hot water from the people in the kitchen: carried
  14. mandate Alex to unclone himself: carried
  15. reading: 1.V: In which Piglet meets a Heffalump
  16. Beetle & CGM relate railway stories
  17. Lisa is Owen's rear end.
17a. food
  1. There aren't enough Asnacs to stereotype them.
  2. CGM is always getting into trouble when she travels with Alex.
  3. Your soul is in danger from the Disney corporation: carried
  4. visitors can vote: 2 for, 1 abstention, 1 dragon: carried
  5. Winnie-the-Pooh is in danger from the Disney corporation: carried
  6. Beetle has an exciting life: 0-4-1: failed
  7. Secretary censured for being untrustworthy (by his own admission): carried
  8. Lisa reads most of Lines and Squares, with Owen doing the bear bits.
  9. And vice versa.
  10. reading: Us Two
  11. meeting closed by vote, without dragons
  12. Capt. Chocoholixxs has a wedding.
  13. At some point the secretary was censured for non-Pooh-related rendition of Charlie on the M.T.A., but couldn't be bothered to write it down at the time.

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