Present: Neil, Rosy, John-h, Dunstan, Owen, Roz, Rachel C, Jack, Naath, Katie, Marta, Rachel H, Tim, … All the Other People at the Garden Party

Meeting 1

1. Meeting opened.
   


2. Votes to make John-h take the minutes of this meeting: Passed.
   


3. Anyone who can open a can with an implement like that I wouldn’t want to meet on a dark night.
   


4. Two random Porters walk by and one says to the other "Winnie-the-Pooh, Winnie-the-Pooh" as he looks in the general direction of the trolley.
   


5. Hence a welly-boot-throwing competition.
   


6. Neil is a professional pineapple. When we’ve sliced him and diced him we can thread him on cocktail sticks.
   


7. Roz knows everything and is a humming bird.
   


8. John-h is censured for being ?lax??.
   


9. We think Tim is called Tim.
   


10. Votes to close: Passed.
    

Meeting 2

1. Meeting opened.
   


2. Dunstan is an honorary woman and therefore the Society’s gender confused individual.
   


3. Dunstan is the Society temptress: Failed.
   


4. Alison is the Society temptress: Passed.
   


5. Adulterous women: Failed.
   


6. Votes to close: Passed.
   

Meeting 3

1. Meeting opened.
   


2. Votes that this meeting was opened ten minutes ago: Passed.
   


3. Votes to censure Jonathan for attacking:
   • Members
   • Non-members
   • Guests
   
   


4. Votes to close: Passed.
   

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