Minutes of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society Elevenses Meeting held on the 12/01/2003 in Rm. 1, 3 Selwyn Gardens.
Present: Owen, Martin, Rachel, Naath, John-h, Rosy, Rachel, Neil, David, Alison,
Apologies: Roz, Catherine, Jenny, Rosie
- Owen opens the meeting
- The dinner
- Moving
- Votes to close the meeting people are having elsewhere: Passed
- Being chauffer driven to meetings
- Does the nearly ginger cake, which isn’t ginger bread want to be toast
- Naath spells that in the same way she spells her name
- Owen couldn’t bring a tea spoon through as they where all in the room anyway
- Letter from the council read by Rosy
- Neil suggested he could provide some persuasion and Rachel was very accommodating
- Votes to censure Rachel for letting on she is in on the plot: Passed
- Votes to let visitors vote: Passed
- Votes to commend the man from the council for writing the letter: Passed
- No graduates of the university are as strange as Martin: Passed
- Votes to censure John-h for bringing an offensive book to a meeting: Passed
- We should fail a motion sooner or later: Failed
- We should call it a non-flying non-saucer: Passed
- Failed: Passed
- Anywhere Neil goes he has to take the paying in book and pay in a pound of the societies money to get a new stamp: Passed
- We should carry on with the "I’m on the committee so shove over": Passed
- Naath never thinks ever: Passed
- Neil has to carry on with his fairytale: Passed
- Genesis 1 verse 20 something
- Votes to censure Neil for getting: Passed
- Votes to censure all of us for missing the dinner: Passed
- Votes to mandate all the non-mathmos to change to maths: Passed
- Rachel reads the minutes of the poohsoc meeting held 30/11/02 to 07/12/02
- Votes to censure Neil: Passed
- Minutes of the poohsoc meeting held on the 07/12/2002 are read by Rosy, Rachel, Neil, Naath, Alison, Owen, visitor
- Black pepper in the cake
- It’s just Neil having a heart attack nothing to worry about: Passed
- The society is never incorrect: Passed
- No-comment: Passed
- Wooooooooo: Passed
- Rosy doesn’t think: Passed
- If we carry on this way no one will think: Passed
- Neil will apologize to Roz when he sees her: Passed
- Neil will be censured: Passed
- We should carry on with the minutes: Passed
- Rachel and Neil should visit Rosy together: Passed
- If you work with Alison it is impossible to not be infatuated with her: Passed
- Anything still in Cambridge in the second week is static: Passed
- The secretary really has a dirty mind: Passed
- Neil has to bring twice as many mince pies next week as he bought this week: Passed
- Votes to censure Neil: Passed
- Minutes of the poohsoc meeting held 14/12/2002 are read by John-h
- Martin makes half the minutes up: Failed
- Martin makes all of it up: Passed
- Nobody in the whole world fed someone
- Votes to censure the whole of poohsoc except for Neil 7,000 times: Hung VCR decides against
- Owen should always be under his desk: Hung VCR decides against
- Alison has to hold that piece of paper forever more: Passed
- Votes to Mandate Neil to lie face down in the river shouting "I’m OK" if he’s ever thrown in: Passed
- : Passed
- Draping herself over Martin is part of Alison’s duty:
Passed Failed
- Rosy’s stuck in her mug
- Reading: In which a search is organized, and Piglet meets the heffalump again
- Votes to mandate Martin to minute whatever Owen just said: Passed
- Owen was guzzling the water during the reading
- You can be anything except smoking: Passed
- Alison is in love with Owen: Failed
- Votes to censor Neil out of all the minutes: Failed
- Owen, John-h, Rachel and Rosy read a section of the previous reading but this time in Dutch.
- Rachel twice times
- Skimmed condensed milk
- Formal breakfast next week after the meeting
- The cake was a recipe for cooking bacon
- Postpone poohsticks until we get round to it: Passed
- John-h is just pretty: Failed
- Owen has to bring a shoehorn: Passed
- Kennedy 205 Newnham
- It’s an amazing maze and its far from useful: Passed
- 1st Feb this year is 1st Feb last year: Passed
- Naath lines and Squares
- John-h forgotten
- Alison sneezles
- Owen Buckingham palace
- Rosy Bad sir Brian Botany
- Rachel Dormouse and the doctor
- Naath disobedience
- Votes to close: Passed
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