Present: Martin, Naath, Rachel, Rachel, Rosy, Jon, Dunstan, Alison, Owen, John-h, Adam, Neil, Catherine, David, Ecstatic, Vis*2

Apologies: Rosie, Jenny, and Roz

1. Martin opens the meeting in the absence of Owen
   


2. It’s ok he’s arrived
   


3. The constitution exam
   


4. Star aniseed
   


5. We should all climb on the table: Passed
   


6. We should commend the tea for not requiring tea: Passed
   


7. Votes to commend the um-er um-er um-er get on with it: Passed
   


8. Votes to let visitors vote: Passed
   


9. Votes to let votes visit: Passed
   


10. It may have been improperly failed because Owen forgot how to count: Passed
    


11. You poured boiling oil over people: Failed
    


12. Its what the minute writers supervisor ought to have though he ought to have wrote: Passed
    


13. Naath would love to explain to college how she broke her bed by having 10 people on it: Passed
    


14. Give or take the law: Passed
    


15. We would like to be in the united people of Naath’s room country: Passed
    


16. Votes to censure Naath for talking about non-pooh related material: Passed
    


17. Votes to censure everyone discussing Harry potter: Passed
    


18. Minutes of the Poohsoc meeting held on the 12/01/2003 are read by Alison, Rachel and Owen
    


19. Votes to censure Neil for not bringing any mince pies last week: Passed
    


20. Votes to censure Alison for not holding the piece of paper: Passed
    


21. Votes to censure Neil: Passed
    


22. Votes to censure Owen for not holding the honey: Passed
    


23. Votes to censure Neil for not lying face down in the river going "I’m ok": Passed
    


24. Secret telepathic motion
    


25. Short cake, short cake, short cake: Failed
    


26. Votes to not censure Neil: Hung VCR against
    


27. There’s easily room for two people in there: Passed
    


28. Votes that Alison should be one of them: Passed
    


29. Votes that Martin should be the other: Passed
    


30. IT
    


31. Votes to put it in the minutes: Passed
    


32. Rosy should be quite frightened and go and see a psychiatrist: Failed
    


33. We’re going to interrogate David: Passed
    


34. David needs a cake stand to spin on: Passed
    


35. You might say it’s immoral to make students sweat blood performing impossible tasks: Failed
    


36. Votes to censure Alison for even thinking: Passed
    


37. Martin: Passed and vetoed
    


38. Votes to mandate Neil to propose 2 Martin: Passed
    


39. Votes for 2 Martin: Passed
    


40. Votes to move on: Passed
    


41. A friendly face: Hung
    


42. Letter to Egmont books is read out by Naath
    


43. Reading: In which Tigger comes to the forest and has breakfast
    


44. Do people like Alison’s Bings
    


45. Neil is sharing with Dunstan because Dunstan’s is bigger: Passed
    


46. Neil will do Kanga, Passed and vetoed
    


47. Votes to censure the Committee: Hung VCR decides for vetoed
    


48. Votes to get on with the reading: Passed
    


49. Votes to not have that vote and just get on with the reading: Passed
    


50. The reading actually starts
    


51. Naath has to put more effort into her reading
    


52. Neil is very motherly: Passed
    


53. Votes to censure whoever just rang up for interrupting the reading: Passed
    


54. Adam is joking: Passed
    


55. Adam is joking permanently: Passed
    


56. Naath’s neighbor is at the door: Passed
    


57. Votes to censure the door for knocking and then running away: Passed
    


58. Votes to move to Owen’s room: Passed
    


59. Naath has spilt boiling water on her testaments
    


60. David is still sitting down: Passed
    


61. Owen is juggling teapots: Passed
    


62. "It’s not just creamy its sugary" Alison
    


63. You can’t wrap parcels up with words
    


64. Votes for the people to go into the kitchen one at a time: Passed
    


65. Rachel is privileged to be the only person in the world with plastic: Passed
    


66. There could be an early class of mathematicians who wrote equations before they could speak: Passed
    


67. It’s a plate
    


68. Neil is clever incarnate: Hung VCR against
    


69. "I desire breakfast" Naath
    


70. Votes to mandate Alison to make Martin breakfast: Passed
    


71. If breakfast is served in the middle of the afternoon it is the fault of the day for being wrong: Passed
    


72. Martin is satisfied: Failed
    


73. We’re not in good company: Passed
    


74. Adam thought she was going to make him eat it: Passed
    


75. Votes to attack the room with tigger: Passed
    


76. Taking Neil with out permission is not very nice: Passed
    


77. Votes to censure Neil for attacking the room with roo who was unwittingly riding on tigger during the whole room attacking incident: Passed
    


78. The artic circle is your dear wife: Passed
    


79. "I’d rather not, thank you" Rachel
    


80. Votes to censure Neil for getting
    


81. Next week E1, Buckingham, Magdalene
    


82. Lots of non-society related material is going on.
    


83. "You withdraw anything interesting" Alison to Martin
    


84. If Naath marries her uncle she’ll be living like a king
    


85. There is no middle: Hung
    


86. John-h gets excited by a flame
    


87. We don’t know who Mikee is
    


88. Adam plays musical chairs on his own with no music and moving the chair as well as the person
    


89. Hopefully we won’t die: Passed
    


90. The only place for unsmoked bacon cooked in smoked bacon grease is on top of Cumberland: Passed
    


91. A bit of it will brighten John-h’s day: Passed
    


92. Weheee: Passed
    


93. We don’t have to fry Gordon Brown: Passed
    


94. Owen has an internal waffle timer: Passed
    


95. John-h can do anything: Hung
    


96. The handle on the frying pan needs screwing back on
    


97. If Neil were covered in sugar he would be sweet and innocent second year: Passed
    


98. Rosy is called Miss Hearing at the moment: Passed
    


99. The more it snows is renditioned
    


100. Can we have votes to censure them for talking about politics: Passed
     


101. I think: Passed
     


102. Votes to censure Neil: Failed
     


103. Votes to commend the cook: Passed
     


104. 2 minutes in a minute
     


105. Don’t insult Adam it’s cruel: Failed
     


106. The society
     


107. Society pilgrimage to the original manuscripts: Hung
     


108. World poohsticks championship
     


109. ¼ blue letter
     


110. Neil should take part in the next reclaim the night march: Passed
     


111. There’s no streetlights anywhere: Passed
     


112. Full reverse
     


113. Votes to censure the people not helping with the washing up: Passed
     


114. Votes to commend Martin for being able to write pointless minutes so quickly: Passed
     


115. Owens tea
     


116. We both need one more minute so that this set of minutes has three times as many as the other minutes
     


117. That last one was the all-important minute making the difference
     


118. Owen isn’t here at the moment: Passed
     


119. Martin thinks Neil has developed a: Hung
     


120. Votes to sing happy birthday to A.A. Milne so loud that he can hear us: Passed
     


121. The loyal toast while holding a piece of toast
     


122. We could toast Alison if we got a large enough fire: Passed
     


123. Votes to censure them for distorting the works of A.A. Milne by inappropriate use of tiddely pom: Passed
     


124. Alison and Naath are tied together
     


125. Adam and Dunstan are tied up to a drawer
     


126. Neil was censured: Passed
     


127. Adam’s fireplace is all of Cambridge: Passed
     


128. John-h should read the king’s breakfast: Passed
     


129. DJ Owen mixing the smurfs and the psalms
     


130. Neil failed to reclaim his pen
     


131. John-h is not going to read all the poems in order: Passed
     


132. Naath: The invaders
     


133. John-h Happiness
     


134. Martin says no: Passed
     


135. Rosy should leave the room and tell a story: Failed
     


136. Martin is a girl: Passed
     


137. You can’t tell stories like that: Passed
     


138. Owen has nice flowers: Passed
     


139. Votes to keep Owens big toe out of the minutes: Passed
     


140. John-h will never say anything ever again: Passed
     


141. Votes to close: Passed
     

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