Present: Owen, Martin, Rachel, Jon, Rosy, Rachel, Alison, Dunstan, Neil, John-h, Ecstatic, Jack

Apologies: Rosie, Jenny, Roz, Naath, and Adam

1. Owen opens the meeting
   


2. Archeologists go to the ruins of churches to make biscuits: Passed
   


3. It’s a ploy for Alison to move into Owen’s room: Hung VCR for
   


4. It was very kind of Rachel to provide us with a balcony to jump off: Passed
   


5. A college can charge for oxygen as a privilege: Passed
   


6. You are not from this planet: Hung VCR "if I’m dripping on you"
   


7. Rosy thinks it is a fudge car: Passed
   


8. Rachel mentions the pains of having a small teapot
   


9. Votes to close: Failed
   


10. This meeting is a grade 2 listed meeting: Passed
    


11. It takes a meeting 5 minutes to disintegrate of its own accord: Passed
    


12. Do you need planning permission to bypass the VCR?
    


13. Any sentence is proposed: Passed
    


14. Seconded: Passed
    


15. Votes to read the minutes backwards in terms of sheet order: Passed
    


16. Minutes of the poohsoc meeting held on the 18/01/2003 are read by Owen, Alison, Jon, Rosy, Rachel and John-h
    


17. It’s Neil’s opportunity to learn to write with a plate: Passed
    


18. "What makes you think I want to meet women" Neil
    


19. Owen isn’t here at the moment: Passed
    


20. Neil thinks the VCR is against him: Hung VCR against
    


21. Votes to censure Rosy for mixing up Alison and Martin: Passed
    


22. Votes to commend Rosy for trying to shift a censure from Alison to Martin: Failed
    


23. Minutes ending in 22
    


24. Curry leaves
    


25. The word in there was cabbage: Passed
    


26. The word should be anything: Passed
    


27. Rachel is proposed for a position (though Neil won’t tell us which): Passed
    


28. Minutes of the Poohsoc meeting held on the 18/01/2003 are read by Dunstan and Rachel
    


29. Its best to not go firing other peoples weapons without permission: Passed
    


30. Votes to censure biologists for creating pointless fruit flies: Passed
    


31. Neil is the committee: Failed
    


32. Jack pays his pooh levy
    


33. They got the first two and a half letters right: Passed
    


34. John-h is obsessed with Neil’s hair: Passed
    


35. Votes to censure ourselves for not reading those minutes backwards: Failed
    


36. Votes to censure Dunstan and Rachel for not reading them backwards: Passed
    


37. Votes of the Poohsoc committee meeting held on the 25/01/2003 are read by Martin
    


38. We haven’t elevated Alison to the committee: Failed
    


39. Votes to censure all of us for interrupting poor Martin: Passed
    


40. Neil should practice until he can do exactly what that hamster can: Passed
    


41. Neil will get a motor installed in his arm: Passed
    


42. Neil will be very nice and leave his contact details to the society: Passed
    


43. Neil and Alison should change subject: Passed
    


44. Caster beans are the beans you roll furniture on: Passed
    


45. We could send Jack Straw to Iraq: Passed
    


46. We could send the whole of the labour party to Iraq: Passed
    


47. We could send the conservatives as well: Passed
    


48. Votes to send every party except the Monster raving Looney party to Iraq: Failed
    


49. Votes to censure people for discussing politics: Passed
    


50. Neaauugghhh: Passed
    


51. Nobody wants Rachel to read about where to have tea: Failed
    


52. Votes to appoint Alison to look after the CUSU exec.: Passed
    


53. Rachel reads the thing about the tea
    


54. They’ve got waiters who hover and propel themselves with champagne: Passed
    


55. Votes to mandate the Foreign Secretary to write to them concerning tea: Passed
    


56. Votes to censure them for making tea with Pooh bear: Passed
    


57. We should have Christmas cake in summer and strawberry cheesecake in winter: Passed
    


58. Neil’s glad he’s not on Rachel’s bookshelf: Passed
    


59. Jon didn’t have a more important essay to write this week: Passed
    


60. Votes to commend Rosie for getting Pooh into her dissertation: Passed
    


61. Neil wants to sit next to Alison: Passed
    


62. We should have a 91/2 anniversary dinner the week after next: Passed
    


63. Votes to allow Jack to sit on Neil’s knee: Passed
    


64. Dunstan is poohsoc reserved
    


65. Reading: In which Rabbit has a busy day and we learn what Christopher Robin does in the mornings
    


66. Votes to censure Neil: Passed
    


67. Neil apologizes for apologizing and will never mention it again
    


68. There are days when spelling oo-er is all that counts: Passed
    


69. Votes to commend Rachel for a superb rendition of Pooh poetry: Passed
    


70. Votes to ban Owen from saying oo-er: Failed
    


71. Votes to ban Owen from saying oo-er: Hung VCR against
    


72. Can we have votes to censure Owen for interrupting the reading: Passed
    


73. Votes to censure Owen for interrupting the reading: Passed
    


74. Next week N7, Pembroke 5pm
    


75. Neil must be going: Passed
    


76. Rachel may be going home for a celeidh
    


77. We will ignore Ben: Passed
    


78. Dinner
    


79. SG afterwards
    


80. We don’t want to know how familiar Alison is with the cutlery: Passed
    


81. Fife and knork: Passed
    


82. Votes to close: Passed
    

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