Present: Neil, Martin, Owen, Jon, John-h, Adam, Naath, and Alison

Apologies: Jenny, Dunstan, The cow, all female members whose names begin with R (i.e. Rachel, Rachel, Roz, Rosie, Rosy)

1. Owen opens the meeting
   


2. Next week is in the box
   


3. Jon retrospectively apologizes for missing last weeks meeting
   


4. People who don’t come to the meeting and haven’t apologized aren’t someone: Passed
   


5. Neil is going to poke the members
   


6. Neil fails in the above
   


7. Neil wasn’t cooking beans in his kettle
   


8. Pembroke corkage £5, Owen reports
   


9. Infinity equals three: Passed and vetoed
   


10. Votes to put the donuts away: Failed
    


11. Votes to censure something bigger than the universe: Passed
    


12. Votes to retrospectively change it to everything bigger than the universe, invoking all clauses necessary to do this: Passed though not by with 2/3 majority so clause 55 can’t be invoked so we are not quite sure what the outcome is
    


13. Neil is sometimes brighter than we thinks: Passed, vetoed
    


14. Martin is the ruler of all: Failed
    


15. Cineman sticks
    


16. Votes to put lots of salt in the cold chocolate: Failed
    


17. Votes to censure Neil for lying: Failed
    


18. Votes to censure Martin fir desecrating the constitution: Passed
    


19. Votes that you are allowed to have private conversations: Passed
    


20. Visitors can vote: Failed
    


21. Mathmos are special: Passed
    


22. There are too many mathmos in the room: Passed
    


23. Undergraduates are hopeless and can’t do maths: Passed
    


24. Owen is hopeless: Passed
    


25. "I can remember only one poem. It’s sneezels and weezles and I’m not sure I can remember that" Jon
    


26. Votes to censure Naath for remembering non-pooh related material: Failed
    


27. Votes to censure Owen for not knowing what’s going on: Failed
    


28. Votes that this is John-h’s room: Failed
    


29. Another meeting is opened and closed immediately
    


30. Minutes of the poohsoc meeting held on the 09/11/2002 are read by Owen, John-h, Naath and Alison
    


31. We should keep the 23rd of November: Passed
    


32. Votes to censure everybody having a private conversation: Failed
    


33. Votes to censure everybody having a private conversation: Passed
    


34. Neil just wanted to care deeply and tenderly himself: Passed
    


35. Roz and Dunstan should perform at the EGM: Passed
    


36. Minutes of the poohsoc meeting held on the 09/11/2002 are read by Adam
    


37. Mustard
    


38. Owen and Martin have to turn up to the EGM in women’s evening dress: Passed and vetoed
    


39. We don’t care: Passed
    


40. Votes to censure Owen for not doing them in a random order: Passed
    


41. Jon has missed something: Passed
    


42. We’re never going to tell him what: Passed
    


43. We’re a cruel lot: Passed
    


44. We should read a story by A.A. Milne: Passed
    


45. The great Poohsoc tradition of voting against the inevitable has died out: Passed
    


46. Reading: In which Eeyore finds a Wolery and Owl moves into it
    


47. Votes that Martin withdrew into the sanctity of his own mind: Passed
    


48. Votes that we should have someone to look over Martin’s shoulder anytime anyone says anything to make sure he’s not passing motions on his own: Passed
    


49. Election for the above: Alison (elected), Jon, RON
    


50. We could give Alison more powers if we want to: Failed
    


51. Alison has to marry Martin: Failed
    


52. Votes to censure Jon for not capturing bulldozers: Passed
    


53. If Adam brings up the middle east again we will censure him: Passed
    


54. Skip round North Court, Emmanuel: Passed
    


55. Votes to censure RON for stealing Martin’s speech: Passed
    


56. They have skipped round the court: Failed
    


57. Votes to commend them for skipping: Passed
    


58. Votes to censure Neil for crimes against humanity: Failed
    


59. Crimes against humanity: Passed
    


60. Votes to censure the person who had two donuts: Failed
    


61. Votes to ensure the person who had two donuts: Passed
    


62. Alison has the power to tell people if Martin is seconding a motion: Passed
    


63. Whatever his weight in pounds, shillings and ounces. He always seems bigger because of his bouncers: Passed
    


64. Votes to censure Alison for failing in her duties: Passed
    


65. It’s a very specific problem we’re facing: Passed
    


66. The reading finally happens
    


67. Votes to censure Neil for reading two of Rabbits lines: Passed
    


68. Votes to censure Neil for being Ultra keen: Passed
    


69. "Is tigger supposed to have an Indian accent"
    


70. "I’ve not come across many Australian mothers" Neil
    


71. Australian mothers are associated with being English: Passed
    


72. It’s got to the point where Martin and Alison sit in the corner and propose to each other: Passed
    


73. Reading: The more it snows Naath
    


74. John-h: The old sailor
    


75. Even if you do nothing you are still going to be saved: Passed
    


76. You can’t fit an infinite amount of stuff on a DVD: Passed
    


77. Votes to censure Disney for claiming that Thanks giving is the most important holiday: Passed
    


78. We should be nice to the turkeys running our JCR forever: Passed
    


79. We should censure Neil for bringing up the conflict: Passed
    


80. We should censure Neil for just being Neil: Passed
    


81. We should censure Neil for just being Neil: Passed
    


82. Owen’s T-shirt
    


83. John-h: Buttercup days
    


84. Alison is a mathematician so she can hardly speak English: f
    


85. Adam would have had to insult most of his friends: Passed
    


86. Adam should insult his friends: Passed
    


87. This is middle earth: Failed
    


88. Next weeks meeting is the EGM, 5pm Pembroke Inner Parlor
    


89. Votes to close: Passed
    


90. "You should take advantage of the under secretary" Neil to Martin
    

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