Present: Owen, Ben, Martin, Alison, Rachel, Rosy, Rachel, Jon, Adam, Roz, Dunstan, Neil, John-h, David, Catherine, Mair, The Cow, and Jenny
Apologies: Rosie, Tom
MARTIN (but minuted by Roz except where {} otherwise)
+1) Ben didn't spend three years at Pembroke college to wear a gown. Or a dressing gown.
+2)&nbps; Ben is generally censured.
+3) Dunstan is dressed down, but not undressed. He is also a fire hazard.
+4) John-h twice tweaks his glasses provocatively.
+5) Owen kills Roz with a door.
+6) In which we serve apple crumble. We have entirely failed to have an intercourse reading. John-h is disappointed in the extreme.
+7)&nbps; CR says "That would be hard at Newnham" [being the biggest sl*t according to Rosy who wrote this minute].
+8) Ben has piles, and it is contagious.
+9) Neil is censured for being horrible (a unanimous vote for as Neil doesn't count, but Martin can count).
+10) Naath passed to the right. Ben raises his eyebrows. He probably said something as well but we were temporarily deafened by Owen trying out the gong in the kitchen.
+11)&nbps; The Toast.
+12) The Song. David growls rather than sings.
+13) Owen bangs the gong with much aplomb. Ow. "Gratias Agimus A. A. Milnei".
+14) A toast to the President and the Cook. The Cook accepts it, apologising for poisoning Martin. Owen looks slightly hunted, and hides behind the bird bath.
+24) Neil insults all women as embodied in Naath.
+15) Naath sits on Neil's knee for an extended period of time and they are serenaded with "Sit on my face". Judging by their faces they agree wholeheartedly that life can be fine when they're both 69.
+16) "Americans are quite stupid"
+17) Martin cannot cope with standing up and talking to people. He prefers to sit down. He normally subsists entirely on white bread rolls, banana custard and cadbury's mini-rolls.
+18) Alison committed a mortal sin. And smiles about it.
+19) We should ask college to paint the Old Library ceiling with motifs from Pooh's life.
+20) Cripps staircase party, M18 and M6, Cripp's Court, Selwyn college, elevenses next week.
+21) We think the master's wife is probably too expensive.
+22) Tigger "enjoys" the floor. With so much vigour he wears out a patch of carpet.
+23) Naath is a tree. We know this because Tigger and Roo spend much time on top of her. What kind of tree? Larch - 7 votes, Aspen - 4 votes.
+25) The Ginkgo biloba tree. The first plant to grow in the city of Hiroshima after the atomic bomb was a Ginkgo tree at the Hosenji Temple a kilometre from the blast epicentre. More information on the tree: http://www.xs4all.nl/~kwanten/history.htm, a picture of that tree specifically: http://www.huis.hiroshima-u.ac.jp/~nomura/H/hichou1.html.
+26) David's glycolysis is illegible. We can't read it at all.
+27) Rachel is off her rocker and mad: Passed
+28) John-h leaves. We are very upset. We do not hold a candlelit vigil for him as naked flames aren't allowed in Pembroke college property.
+29) Votes to censure Roz for starting the whole -h thing: Hung, CR decides for.
+30) Votes to censure Martin for abandoning the cow: Passed
+31) We want to post Rosy. Ben duly attaches a second class stamp to her forehead (pre-stickified so no spit is needed). She'll get there by Christmas.
+32) John-h has a Planck attached to his head.
+33) Let's Burn Ben.
+34) "No he's hot enough already", Ben. Tssssss. (note the spell checker wanted to change this to "he's rough enough already")
+35) Ben has been waiting for seven years: Passed.
+36) Ben is hot: Passed
+37) Ben and Roz talk about sex, baby.
+38) Pigeons may wear lingerie in between sex. They take it off to perform.
+39) "Ben, hopefully, will last quite a long time", Roz.
+40) "I might have one the week after that", Owen.
+41) Dunstan is sitting over there: Failed.
+42) B****cks
+43) = The answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.
+44) Andrew has a new girlfriend
+45) Roz baptizes Ben in Pooh. Everyone else refuses. Including Owen.
+46) Neil and Rachel are commended for washing things together.
+47) Naath has lost her baby. Someone has eaten it. Rosy ate it in a carpetbag.
+48) Neil doesn't plan on stripping. But he has been known to act on the spur of the moment.
+49) Kitchen.
+50) Still shiny.
+51) "Knickers", CR. [Rosy]
+52) The font lives in the edit menu. [Rosy]
+53) Rosy needs relieving. The toilet is upstairs, and she is sitting next to Ben.
+54) Do stamps on heads indicate religious belief? We conduct a survey to find out, but unfortunately Rosy is the only person with a stamp on her head. Neil is too busy with Naath to tell us the answer.
+55) The minuter temporarily forgets how to write the number five.
+56) We read "In which Tigger is unbounced".
+57) Dunstan and Alison join a Potato Union.
+58) Fruits of the Forest: Banana on head.
+59) Neil is very good at Rabbit.
+60) We should not drink before we do the reading: Failed.
+61) "Rabbit is nasty" Neil. But Neil is not illegitimate.
+62) Four-some in the corner.
+63) "Owen is too drunk to read in a straight line", Roz.
+64) Ben's ears are in different time zones.
+65) Stop Leaving: Passed.
+66) Naath says we should close. Votes to close: Failed.
+67) Some people leave. Mainly Dunstan and Alison.
+68) "Give me some balsamic vinegar", Ben.
+69) Small bowels.
+70) Rosy is an Essex girl.
+71) "I hang out in all directions" Rosy (only in size 8 shoe terms). Ben regrets that he does too.
+72) Ben likes photocopier men's bottoms.
+73) Nightnight Munchkin. Jenny leaves.
+74) Roz throws a BANANA in the fountain.
+75) Ben is bitter because the slapper only converted recently.
+76) Bobbing for apples? [Ben]
+77) Rosy has pretty eyes. [Ben]
+77b) We bob for apples.
+78) We empty the bird bath all over the floor whilst attempting to bob for apples. The water soaks into the carpet, erasing Tigger's earlier rubbing.
+79) What do we see in the pattern of water all over the floor?
Ben: Two people kissing.
Naath: A heraldic Lion.
Owen: A pig proposing a toast.
Roz: A hedgehog screaming in pain.
Rosy: A frog which has been run over from this end.
+80) Ben doesn't need armour plating, he can manage the hedgehogs without.
+81) gOLD-PLAted saMovar.
+82) Page 197 of the general testaments. There is rabbit with a squirrel's tail.
+83) Later, Roz, Rosy, Owen and Ben will have an orgy: Passed.
+84) x = 3
+85) Rosy used to have control of a whole troupe of beavers.
+86) Kinky beavers with forks inserted. And apples.
+87) Ben and Owen share a comradely wave.
+88) Owen is thinking of what Ben looks like naked. [Ben] But he does like his stripy top very much. [Roz again]
+89) Owen vows never to wave at Ben ever again.
+90) We're giggling.
+91) Naath is rude. She doesn't know whether to apologise or not.
+92) Oh God. Oh Montelardo.
+93) Le nom de la société est "la société du college Pembroke de Winnie L'Ourson": échoué
+94) Reading: Ben and Owen read excerpts from "Pooh Woordenboek".
+95) Singing: Tingele-Klingele-Bingele-Bel.
+96) Would Jesus have great difficulty playing waterpolo?
+97) Naath would seduce Neil.
+98) Rosy went on a maths camp. At this she learnt that trainspotters have impressively fast reaction times.
+99) Naath will come late.
+100) Rosy isn't sexy, allegedly.
+101) Ben wants it. Now.
+102) Neil dressed Rachel in tight clothes. Although we don't remember this happening, it is written in the minutes and therefore must have happened.
+103) Poohsoc marriage (Yasmin and Chris). Poohsoc baby (Benedict).
+104) Men normally don't get pregnant.
+105) The Lady Foundress shouldn't die soon: Passed (unanimous)
+106) Rosy likes diving in beavers. No sorry, she meant to say the Deben.
(+107) Ben rummages in Roz's drawers.
+108) We look at the watery splash again:
Ben: Angry cat.
Naath: An angel.
Owen: Angry pig.
Roz: A turkey with fake ears.
Rosy: Has lost her identity.
+109) "Rosy needs to wash her gl-arse before she goes home. It's only polite." Ben.
+110) Rosy strips off. And beckons to Roz. [Ben]
+111) Ben is playing with wives (or possibly wires) in Brent town hall in January, just in case you wanted to know.
+112) Dunstan and Roz must roll over until next week. Their performance that is. Should be about rolling.
+113) Owl's aunt has to produce an egg at some point during the year: Passed.
+114) Owen has his legs forced together, protectively, by someone else.
+115) Lemon-scented kangaroo.
+116) Ben is fantasizing about Naath and Rosy washing up next door.
+117) Owen's eyebrow is a cut cut above the rest.
+118) Ben is polishing his tramp (or it might read trampolining), whilst fantasizing about the aforementioned young girls.
+119) How old should people be before it is morally okay to fantasize about them. We have a worryingly serious debate.
+120) Rosy brought a swimming costume.
+121) Legality, consent laws. Moral codes, intrinsic or given by society? Religion's role?
+122) Owen and Naath have knock knees.
+123) There's no such thing as objective morality: Passed.
+124) Rosy's going home.
+125) Rosy's going home with Ben, as last time she walked home on her own someone knocked someone else out.
+126) Meeting closed at 2:01am.